Number 1: Streak
Reaper- I'm a skeleton. So there's no issue with it...*runs away laughing like a maniac*
All [Excluding Reaper]- O-O
Number 2: Tell people what you think of them
Psych- We basically already have this established. Me & Straub, Hex & Bodil, all that. We've got it down...right?
Glitch- No. Reaper...I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU'RE THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG I'VE EVER MET! YOU SHOULD FUCKING GO DIE IN A HOLE MOTHER FUCKER!
Reaper- Glad you said something, kid.
Number 3: Pray to God
Blitz- Dear Arceus...I truly hope that you can spare the kind souls of us a-
Psych- I hope you know he meant an acutal God, and not a Pokegod.
Blitz- It counts, Psych. It counts.
Number 4: Burn Underwear in protest
Psych- *throws burning underwear everywhere* I DO NOT APPROVE!!!!!
Straub- Are those mi-
Psych- Don't ask questions.
Number 5: Party like it's 1999
All- ~(^v^)~
Reaper- *walks in* What the hell is this?
Glitch- WE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 3012 TONIGHT!
Psych- Hey. No. We agreed it'd be like 1999, not 3012.
Hex- And never sing Justin Beiber again. Even in the afterlife.
Number 6: Email back all my Nigerian cousins
Eli- *types* 'Dear Anzicumav [auto-correct didn't even touch this one], I will send you your payment soon. It will be there the day after the appocalypse. :) Sincerely, your cousin, Eli the Troll.'
Hex- Good job, buddy!
Pyra- Ten out of ten!
Number 7: Visit the places I never did
Psych- *whistles* ANZIONOBO! IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE AGAIN!
Pyra- Where we headed?
Glitch- MEXICO!?
Psych- Mexico, Alaska, and Florida.
All- WOO!
~~~~~~~~Time skip~~~~~~~~~~
Psych- *lands in Pixel's roof* YO PIXEL! SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR THE END OF THE WORLD! Wanna tag along with us?
Pixel- Okay!
Number 8: Fart in Church
Psych & Silver- *slo-mo fart*
Preist- Um, wtf?
Psych & Silver- *run out laughing*
Number 9: Return Christmas gifts
Pyra- HERE YOU GO!
Cashier- Is that a diamond ring?
Pyra- Oh, um, not that one. *takes the ring and runs off*
Number 10: Where my underwear over my pants
Psych- Now I can be Super D Man.
Spike & Wolverine The Mentalist- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Number 11: Open the cages at the zoo
Psych- *comes out riding a giraffe*
Silver- Your mom would be proud of you.
Psych- Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me, we must RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET!
Number 12: Get a Mike Tyson tattoo
Reaper- I can barely notice it.
Eli & Hex- *ROFLing*
Number 13: Delete my Facebook account
All- *deletes* FREEDOM AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Number 14: Pimp my Ride
Glitch- *walks out looking like a swaggot, in a car blasting rap music and is completely pimped out*
Psych- The emotional scars...
Number 15: Ride bikes around Toys R Us
Psych- *rubs hands* Oh boy this'll be great
Everyone- *riding bikes around* DA DA DADA DA DA DADA DA DA!!!
Number 16: Eat a can of Dog/Cat food
Eli- Blech. *eats some* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hex & Pyra- XDDDDD
Number 17: Dress as Kermit the Frog
Chaos- Why me?
Psych- Because. Just go. *pushes Chaos outside*
Chaos- *sigh* *does Kermit voice* Hello kids. I'm Kermit the frog.
Bodil666- XD Good job
Psych- Indeed it was. Now GTFO!
Number 18: Shave my Head
Reaper- I'll get you back for this.
Psych- Oh really? XD
Reaper- HELL. YES.
Number 19: Give someone a pony for their B-Day
Psych- HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYLEE!
Haylee- Whut?
Psych- It's a pony :) His name is Alfalfa.
Haylee- O.o
Number 20: Adopt 10 puppies
Psych- *walks in with puppies.* That's it guys...we're done.
Straub- Good job Psych. *hugs* Now we just wait for it all to end...
Psych- Wait. Is the world actually gonna end?
~~~~~~~~~69 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~
Psych- So...that was all for nothing.
Straub- Yup.
Psych- *changes everything back to the way things were*
Reaper- I still know Glitch hates me.
Glitch- :P I'm happy you know.
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Welcome To My Odd Mind
HumorHA! RANDOM SHIT! YOU READY!? Harry Styles, The Joker, Justin Beiber, and other random people will appear at some point. Maybe. This is made up with a lot of short stories, that might be deleted and put into a new book.
