{Disclaimer: There is a lot of coarse language.}
HEY KIDS! DO YOU LIKE ADORABLE ROUND CREATURES WITH CUTE LITTLE EYES AND SIMPLE COLOUR SCHEMES?!
"Yeah!"
DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE WITH SPEARS AND A WHOLE LOT OF ASS KICKING?!
"Ye- wait what."
THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT FUCKING PLACE, PUNKS!
BANDANNA DEE IS AN ADORABLE LIVING FUCKING NIGHTMARE THAT WILL HAPPILY EXPLORE YOUR DREAMS AND TERRIFY YOU AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
BANDANNA DEE HAS A MOTHER FUCKING SPEAR SO FUCKING HUGE THAT THEY COULD SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS TWICE!
NOT TO MENTION THIS SPEAR CAN APPARENTLY TURN INTO 3!
YOU GET A SPEAR UP YOUR ASS SIX MOTHER FUCKING TIMES!!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THEY CAN USE THEIR SPEAR AS A
MOTHER
FUCKING
HELICOPTER?!
NOT ONLY CAN THEY SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, THEY CAN COME FROM ABOVE AND SPLIT IT RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
SO IF YOU WANT AN ADORABLE BAD-ASS MOTHER FUCKER, BANDANNA DEE IS YOUR GO-TO GUY.
((This is where I lost all my chill. Based on DookieShed's "_Will Fuck You Up" series on YouTube.))
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HumorHA! RANDOM SHIT! YOU READY!? Harry Styles, The Joker, Justin Beiber, and other random people will appear at some point. Maybe. This is made up with a lot of short stories, that might be deleted and put into a new book.
