Reaper- Oh if only, if only, I could count the many different ways of how I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE YOU!
Glitch- Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
Reaper- Ugh -.-
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Glitch- LOVE WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS FOREVER!!! :D YAY
Reaper- What even?
Glitch- IT'S THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!! ~(^V^)~
Reaper- Riiiiiiiiiiight ._.
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Reaper- Hey.
Glitch- What?
Reaper- HEY.
Glitch- Yes?
Reaper- HEY GLITCH!
Glitch- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT REAPERETTA?!
Reaper- Hashtag Gliser. >:D
Glitch- Oh yeah? Hashtag Vasper. SHOT FIRED! *runs away laughing*
Reaper- I hate you .-.
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Reaper- So you have to obey people, huh?
Glitch- What?
Reaper- Asmiov's laws of robotics. It says you must obey orders given to you by people.
Glitch- So?
Reaper- Go make me a sandwhich.
Glitch- But you're not a person X3
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Psych- Will you guys EVER get along?
Glitch- You should ask this guy. *holds up the magic conch shell*
Reaper- Dear Arceus *face-palm*
Psych- Alright. Conch shell, will Reaper and Glitch ever be friends?
Shell- Maybe someday...
Psych- Well that answers that.
Reaper- It said the same thing when Spongebob asked if he'd get married. And his chances are very low.
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Welcome To My Odd Mind
HumorHA! RANDOM SHIT! YOU READY!? Harry Styles, The Joker, Justin Beiber, and other random people will appear at some point. Maybe. This is made up with a lot of short stories, that might be deleted and put into a new book.