Psych- Guys...we found Eli's wine cabinet open...3 bottles of whisky missing...and Hex is nowhere to be seen...
Eli- *facepalm* Not this shit again.
Hex- *busts the door down and walks in* THIS IS A RAID! *points a banana at Psych*
Psych- Whut -.-
Glitch- *coming downstairs* What's with all the- oh. Hiiiiiii Heeeeeex.
Hex- I AM NOT HEX. I AM REGINA PHALANGE. [Anyone get the reference?]
Psych- Sure you are.
Hex- *throws the banana at Psych* YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!
Eli- Question; doesn't alcohol effect her brain more than most other peole?
Psych- Yep .-.
Hex- NOW WHERE ARE YOUR PINGAS?! *hiccup*
Eli- *points at the couch* Sleep.
Hex- But mommy I don't wanna! ;~;
Psych- GO TO SLEEP YA LITTLE SHIT.
Hex- No! Fuck you!
Glitch- *shoves Zquil pill down her throat* SLEEEEEP!!!
Hex- Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- *blacks out*
Psych- *drags Hex on the couch* Okay. Let's try and avoid this from happening again.
Eli & Glitch- Got it!
YOU ARE READING
Welcome To My Odd Mind
HumorHA! RANDOM SHIT! YOU READY!? Harry Styles, The Joker, Justin Beiber, and other random people will appear at some point. Maybe. This is made up with a lot of short stories, that might be deleted and put into a new book.
