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*pulls off fake mustache*
SURPISE, HETERO. IT IS I, A GAY!
Okay in all seriousness, hello for the few of you who actually are still here. Uh.. Christmas happened... Then new years..
Ye-
Uh.. Happy Christmas and have a good new year I hope you all are alive.. That sounds really horrible. Uh I am working on the new chapter but I was in Mexico for like two weeks and the wifi over there is non existant-
Trust me on that one-
So uh... If any of you are still reading this then... How are the kids? How are things? You depressed? Let me know I will take time out of my life to help you. Some of you may think this is a joke... But I'm not lying-
It's currently 12:14 in the monring. "My name is Pam don't forget to like comment and subscribee bWAAAAAHHH-"
Love you, daddy Mac-
Go get that promo
Sincerely,
- Pam, the cooking spray

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