Fucking Authors Note

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Yall I'm so sorry but like band has taken up everything. LET ME TELL YALL THE TEA THO-
Aight yall. My fucking section leader is so beautiful I ain't gonna lie. He's so sweet and nice and gOD DAMNIT A BOY CAN PAINT. IT WAS SO PRETTY GUYS AND IT WAS A MOUNTAIN. LIKE WHATTHEFUCK
YALL AND HE CAN PLAY LIKE A GOD. HIS PARENTS PLAYED INSTRUMENTS TOO AND HES PLAYING HIS FATHER'S ALTO SAX AND HIS MARCHING TECHNIQUE IS GORGEOUS AND WHATTHEFUCKHEKEEPSGETTINGBETTER.
Okay anyways. We finished all of our drill which is sick. If only I could march half of it. Parade block stuff I probably won't even make it. David's cool too. He might be section leader next year. I hope he is.
and yeah that's about it. A freshie begins her journey. Pray for her cuz she has no idea what she's doing.
Also that villain P.O.V might get scrapped cuz I don't know what to put for that I didn't think I'd get this far. Anyway, my name is Pam. Ya yeet. Stay in drugs, don't do vegetables, eat your school and drink your I dunno water?
Ya yeet yall. I'll try to do more stuff but u can't guarantee it

Sincerely,
- Pam, the cooking spray

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