Such a Cute Mortal | Shyan

Band Camp Is Hell (Authors Note.. Again-)

Haha.. Haha.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
wow I really am going insane-
uh anyways
Howdy folks. Guess who promoted from junior high. Woop woop. I miss all my scrubs and seventh graders. But anyways, some of you are wondering
"Pam. What in the diddly darn frick frack have you been doing that's not writing this gay fanfiction"
Well, I'll tell you. Now that I'm in high-school, I am a part of the 77th Calvary at my high-school. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I am a freshman, freshie as some people would like to call us. And now that I am a part of this said 77th Calvary which is a marching band I now have to participate in a absolute god damn hell that we call.. BAND CAMP.
WAKING UP AT 7:00 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING UNTIL 12:00 IN THE AFTERNOON, SWEATING, SCREAMING, CRYING, FALLING, PLAYING SPIT SPIT SPIT LEFT LEFT LEFT YOU'RE NOT IM STEP ADAM-
oh my God I really am going insane-
All in all, band is making me lose my mind. But I love it so frikin much. For those band geeks out there, you can relate to the stuff I am about to say.
As a freshman I have barely even scratched the surface of field shows, of football games, of going home at 12:00 in the morning, of seeing band couples make out in the back of the bus, of singing old music and everyone joining in, the rush of going on and off the field, the rush of absolutel happiness when you and your band win first place, the rush of dehydration because the breaks feel like five seconds long or you forgot to bring water, seeing the sun go down while going back to your high-school, seeing all those booster parents and everyone cheering for you wether you won or not..
Now that feeling. That feeling some of you have already felt. It's indescribable. But I have yet to feel it. And boy and I fucking terrified for it. But yeah. That's why I've been a lil busy with all that stuff.
But hey its band and band comes before your own life. But anyway, if you are in band, orchestra or whatever, let me know what your music is or let everyone know. We're doing The Forest and The Pack. Shits tight.
Anyway, I'll get back to writing that fanfic now. Shane is in some deep shit. Well both Ryan and Shane but still.
My name is Pam the cooking spray, don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe
bWAAAAAAH-
OH and happy pride month yall.
*pulls off fake mustache* Surprise hetero. It is I. a GAY-
heh. #throwbacktothatoneauthorsnote
Sincerely,
- Pam, the cooking spray