falling from the stars

ch. 7

"Presents!!!" Mike threw himself onto Billie's bed. Billie was a tad worried about his gift to Mike. Hopefully he'll like it. He decided he'd go first, get it over with.

"Uh, so I know it's not much, but its the best I could do." Billie shoved the bag into Mike's hands, keeping his eyes down.

"Yo! Billie! You're the best!!!" In Mike's hands was 2 pounds of Marijuana. "Where did you get this?"

"Ah Mike, you know I got my ways. Though I may get in a bit of trouble for taking this and not selling it. It's okay, I'll survive."

"Thank you, Two Dollar Bill." Mike winked and Billie blushed profusely at the use of his outlaw name.

Mike blinked. He wasn't sure how his gift was gonna affect Billie. "Well Bill, you know I'm quite the superstar at school-,"

"Yeah, how could I forget." Billie mumbled.

"What?"

"Nothing."

Mike cleared his throat. "So anyway, I get a lot of gifts at school I really don't give a shit about. I know you don't have many friends, and maybe you could make some by sharing your music on here." Mike reached into his backpack and pulled out a long, rectangular object. Billie was very confused.

"Mike, what is this?"

"Its a laptop, Bill."

"Oh my God Mike, these things are wicked expensive!!"

"I know, but I don't need it, seeing as I have so much stuff already. It's yours, buddy."

Billie was astounded. Laptops were super expensive, something he'd never dreamed of getting. He just kept smiling profusely. Mike laughed. "Come on, nimrod. Lets go get shitfaced."

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"So like, if your five year old self invaded your current body, what would he do first?" Billie asked, giggling up a storm.

"Probably stare at my big ass dick and jack it off!" The two burst into hysterics.

"Mike! Mike stop!" Mike was tickling Billie, which was a bad idea. Billie flailed and pushed Mike, causing him to break a lamp. "Whatever, that lamp was ugly anyway."

"Miiiiiiiiike, show me how to use this piece of metal!" Billie poked at the laptop.

"Okay!" Mike giggles and hopped on the bed. "So first, you MUST turn it on. It won't work otherwise."

"Well yeah, no duh dipshit."

"Shut up, you asked for my help." He lightly shoved Billie, making him tumble off the bed.

"Anyway," Mike continued as Billie climbed back up. "When you turn it on, you click on this symbol." It was a lowercase E with a spiral around it. "Thats called Internet Explorer. It will give you access to the world wide web."

"Woah.." Billie was amazed. A webpage opened up, showing the word 'Bing.'

"Oh, ew. You don't wanna use Bing. Here, I'll change your home browser to Google." Billie didn't know what any of this meant, but he was glad Mike did. "There. All better. Now, what do you wanna do first?" Billie had no idea. "Alright. Well I have a fun place for you!" Billie was excited to see what it was. Mike typed in the search bar, "www.pornhub.com"

"Oh boy." Billie whispered.

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"That was like, all my magazines, but like Harry Potter with the moving pictures and everything!" Billie was shook, to say the least.

"Haha yeah, thats how I spend most my nights. Have fun with that."

"Oh I will," Billie whispered. "So uh, how do I meet other people on here?"

"Oh dude! You gotta join myspace. It the hub of social media right now." Mike started typing away at the keyboard.

"Okay!" Billie was excited. He'd finally have friends!

"So, what do you want your username to be?" Mike asked.

"Well what can it be?"

"Anything, man!"

"Anything? Anything I want?" Billie wondered.

"Yep."

"Well how about Big Dick Jones?" He was still high.

Mike burst out in laughter. "Yep that's it! Thats the one! Really reflects your personality."

"Shut up dude." Billie punched him on the shoulder.

The boys finished up creating Billies account. He only had one friend on there so far, and it was Mike. It was a start.

"Mike, I'm tired. I'm going to bed."

"Okay Billie. Night bud."

Mike got up to leave the room.

"Hey Mike?" Billie murmured.

"Yeah?" Mike turned around to see his sleepy best friend.

Billie lazily smiled. "Thank you for everything."

"You're welcome bro. I'm gonna go get something to munch on." He went out the door.

"Mike! Grab me something, too!" He heard through the door. He shook his head and laughed.

(a/n: hey! heres a longer chapter for ya'll. tre will be introduced next chapter!
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