[g-txt] text me soon

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text me soon  

text me soon  

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"Hello?"

"Hello, ma'am. My name is Stevie Lapelle, from UCLA's Department of Psychology. Would you like to participate in a survey for our final term project?" 

"How long will this take?"

"Ten minutes maximum depends if you're cooperative."

"Yeah, but like, how long?"

"Eleven minutes and counting if you don't tell me if you're in or not."

"Sass..."

"I'm in."

"Okay, do you mind telling me your age, nationality and occupation?"

"Twenty-three, American, architecture student."

"Okay, I'll be asking you various questions related to your time spent online. I won't ask any personal information if you're uncomfortable with it."

"Can I ask you a question first?"

"Uh...sure, I guess?"

"How'd you get my number?"

"Fair question. You're a student here at UCLA. We were given a list of names and numbers from the office for this project. Your name is Diane Rossier."

"I thought that was private information!"

"Yes, it is. So as soon as I'm done with all the participants, I'll burn the list and delete the call history. You have my word."

"..."

"May I begin?"

"Yeah."

"How many hours do you spend online on average?"

"Twelve."

"When is the ideal time for you to check your socials?"

"Evening till night." 

"How often do you use the incognito mode on your browser?"

"What the hell is a-"

"The option that lets you browse without recording your history."

"No way that exists..."

"Go to your browser and do a control, shift, N."

"What the fuck."

"Anyways, what type is your most frequently used website?"

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