Sarcasm: Not Meant For Idiots.

Moments when you can't help but be Sarcastic.

1) When you are in a market and someone asks you

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

"Um...Just hunting elephants, ya know."

2) When you are waiting at the bus stop and someone asks you "Has the bus come yet?". Like I would be standing here if it did.

3) When people say "It's always the last place where you look." Of course it is the last place. Who the heck would keep looking after they've found it.

4) When someone points at their wrist to ask time. Dude I know where my watch is. Where the hell is yours? And do I point at my crotch when I ask you where the toilet is?

5) When someone says life is short. No it is not. It is the longest thing one can do. Have you ever done anything longer than that!?