Hi. I'm 20 years old. Ako nga pala si Kritianne. But you can call me Tian, because KRITIANNE is NOT SO COOL.
I hate my parents for giving me that suckish name. But unlike my name, I am not suckish. Why? Because I'm the bitch.
Alam mo naman siguro kung ano ang bitch diba? Di ka naman siguro ganun katanga. O, kelangan ko pang i-explain sayo kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng bitch?
K, Fine. A Bitch is a female canine. It is also a common English profanity for a woman that typically carries denigrating ormisogynistic overtones-such as resemblance to a dog.
Gets? Di pa rin? Ang ibig sabihin ng bitch, yung isang walang hiyang tao na masama ang ugali at ayaw ng lahat. Ok na?
Oo, ako yan. Ang bitch ng Dream Arthur University. Lahat ng tao, gusto ako pag nakaharap pero pag wala na ko, puro masamang salita ang lumalabas sa mga walang kwentang bunganga ng mga yan. Masyado lang silang duwag para sabihin sakin. Bakit? BECAUSE I AM THE BITCH. Walang gustong makipag away sakin. Alam kasi nila ang kaya kong gawin.
Andito nga pala ako ngayon sa hallway ng building namen. As usual, lahat ng tao, nakatingin saken. Yung iba, pilit na ngiti. Yung iba, nagtago. Natatakot mapagtripan.
"Yan si Tian!"
"Ang ganda nya talaga!"
"Maganda nga, bitch naman."
"Diba 'sya yung gumawa nun kay Dan?"
Bulungan, chismisan. Akala mo di ko naririnig. Eh kalalakas naman ng mga boses, bulong ba tawag dun? Hay. Sino si Dan? Well, yung napagtripan ko kahapon.
"Hey, Tian."
"Hey there, Dan." Nakangiting lumapit sakin ang mokong na basketball captain, ang dakilang chickboy.
"So, you free later?"
"Why later? When we can do it right here, right now." I smiled and bit my lip. Which I know, is a turn on for him.
Well, i'm gonna play his game. But not for long.
"Why the rush-" Di ko na sya pinatapos. Alam ko kasing may teacher na. Hinalikan ko sya. Oo, kiss lang naman eh. I did this a lot of times na no.
"Mr. Mendoza! Ms. Hara! What do you think you're doing?" And that's it. My cue to start the act.
"Ms. Responzo! Help! Pinipilit po ako halikan nitong lalakeng 'to!" Sabi ko as I pushed him away.
Alam ko gulat sya sa narinig nya, but then, his game already ended, and mine just got started.
"What the fuck? Ako? Eh, Ikaw tong---"
"Enough Mr. Mendoza! Go to the office, now! How dare you harass a maiden?!" Boom. Game over agad?
"Fuck you, Tian. I'll get back at you. Bitch!" He whispered to me. Nanlilisik na mata.
"Oh really now? Okay. Just give me a call, okay? Happy trip! By the way, I already know that I am a bitch. A very beautiful one." Sabi ko sabay tawa, a evil gorgeous laugh. Oo, tumawa ako. Nakakatawa 'sya eh. May threat pa 'syang nalalaman. Eh wala namang ibubuga.
Pagtapos 'nun, umalis na sya. Nanlilisik pa rin ang mata sakin. Pati yung 'DanNatics' (Fanclub nung manyakis na mokong) eh ang sasama ng tingin sakin. Pasensya sila, nahalikan ko yung sinasamba nila.
Psh, boring. Boring masyado ang buhay ko. Masyadong predictable. Alam mo yung cycle nya? Lagi nalang ganun. Gusto ko ng thrill. Gusto ko ng bago.
Anyway, nandito na 'ko sa room ng sunod na subject ko. Ako lang nakaupo mag-isa sa row. Wala akong katabi. Ayoko ng katabi. Alam yan ng lahat ng professor ko kaya hindi sila tumatabi sakin. Di naman sila takot, pero wala ding gustong tumabi sakin eh. Yung huli kasing katabi ko, eh ilang beses natitisod sa hallway. Why? ALL BECAUSE OF ME. Hindi ako ang may ari ng school, so what? I'm still a bitch and bitch is a boss. Yup, I'm really done bad.

BINABASA MO ANG
Once A Bitch [FINISH]
Storie d'amoreI am a bitch. The biggest and bitchiest of them all. No one wants to argue with me 'cause they know they'll just get in trouble. I know, everybody hates me secretly. They all have bad things to say about me. Well, what can I do? I'm a bitch. Are you...