fake • rjs

chapter two

julia

i got comfortable inside the plane, resting my head on the head rest and closed my eyes for a second but got cut off when i heard someone talk beside me.

"well isn't it great to meet you in here again, ms. taylor." the elf on the shelf says, smirking at me.

"well isn't it great if you would stop bugging and stalking me." i said mimicking the way he talked, "and stop calling me by that, i have a real name and it's julia."

"alright, ms. julia, but im sure you are the one who's stalking me." he said and crossed his legs with his both hands behind his head getting comfortable.

"for your information, mr. whoever-the-hell-you-are, I'm flying to Virginia for the season two shooting, so i would really love it if you will stand your ass up and let my secretary sit." i said rolling my eyes, my head about to explode because of this annoying person beside me.

"I will not, because i sat here first and I'm really tired, ms. julia." he said grinning at me, making me cringe harder.

"eww, will you please go back to the box? it's not yet christmas." i said as i started to hear the flight attendance announcing how to wear the safety vest incase of emergency and shits like that.

"eeeehhh!" he screamed, gosh was he so childish?

"you are wrong, again. why? because, I'm not the 'elf on the shelf' you think i am, I'm jacob sartorius, nineteen year old, singer and I'm a human, not a mythical living creature." he says with a calm voice making me want to just jump off the window.

"whatever you think, sometimes elf on shelf really think they are human." i answered trying not to go off.

"i never knew you are a baddie, ms. julia. by the way, I'm really inlove with your netflix show, i wish I'm martin."  he sighs looking down.

"martin definitely looks better than you."

my phone buzzed in my pocket, i looked at it, it was a notification.

"jacobsartorius and 20+ others followed you"

my twitter notification says, "seriously? unfollow me, we dont even know each other." i whisper yell.

"it's ok, you follow harry styles but he dont know you." he laughs.

"bitch-" i muttered feeling hurt of what he just said.

"there's no use arguing with this kid." i thought to myself.

"oh no! my innocent ears! incase you forget again, you are talking to an innocent person so that means no cursing and doing illegal things." he screams covering his ears making some of the passengers say "shhh!"

"I'm sorry, he has mental problems." i told them feeling embarrassed.

i heard his phone buzzed continuously, "will you please set your phone in silence, we're in a plane." i said putting in my earphones.

"alright, my lover." he smirked.

"you sure do love smirking."

"not really, i love you more than smirking." he laughs too loud, the passenger shh-ing him again.

"I'm close to pushing you off this plane." i threat him, he looked at me and pouted.

great. really great.

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after an hour of jacob being annoying, posting me in his snapchat story saying "im with taylor!", and calling him elf on the shelf, we finally landed.

Its really a bad idea of me riding a plane i should've rode my car if i knew I'm gonna encounter this annoying son a of a female dog beside me.

"julia, i have a serious problem." jacob whispers, putting his backpack on getting ready to get down the plane.

"i dont care." i whisper back, shoving my phone and earphones in my bag.

"i need you to do me a favor so i will stop being cute." he said.

tf. you're not cute!

oh julia, admit it, he's cute, right?

no! what are you saying!

admit it, as if I'm gonna kill you, I'm just a conscience, dont forget

i mean yeah, he is, but for an elf!

"hey julia, what now?" he snapped, i just realized both of us are walking down the plane.

"what are you saying again?"

"I said, if you want to be my fake girlfriend-

"oh no, never! n-e-v-e-r, never!" I say shaking my head as i cut what he's going to say.

"please, my mom wanted to meet my girlfriend, but I'm not yet telling her that we broke up a month ago." he pleaded.

"she always wanted me to have a serious relationship."

"wow, i never knew someone would actually date you." i said widening me eyes.

"please julia, i will do anything" he pleads again.

"i did not took a plane for this but ok, i will say yes if you're gonna kneel infront of me and kiss my shoe." I said and with smug smile knowing he will not agree.

"besides that." he complains, crossing his arms like a 5 year old boy.

"then I'm not gonna agree." i said and whipped out my hair and walked off.

"okay okay." he said stopping me, he knelt down making me scream.

"stop, stand up!" i said and bent down and pulled him by the arm.

"you are embarrassing!" i say.

"you told me to do that!" he said confused now standing.

"ok whatever, fine, but you owe me a tub of ice cream and chocolate cake." i said looking up at him due to height difference.

"thank you, juls." he said and jumped up and down putting his arms around me.

"so how will this shit gonna work, actually?"

"i dont know, we're just gonna convince my mom that we're really inlove with each other." he shrugged, "just do the usual, we're gonna act like those lovey dovey couples. You know it, you've been into relationships, im pretty sure." he added now with a duh tone.

"Trust me, i havent." I sighed, I've been single since ninth grade. i guess no one liked me too much.

"so what if they find out that we're just tricking them?"

"then ofcourse, the bet is finished. no more ice cream tubs and chocolate cake from daddy j." jacob said sticking his tongue out and chuckled.

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a/n:

wot.

-eunice