NARRATOR Once upon a time in a far away land, There was a young boy named Kyle who lives with his Jewish Father, Gerald....
KYLE Hey Dad, can we play today?
GERALD No son, can't you see I'm busy?
KYLE But you are always busy...
GERALD Well maybe if YOUR BITCHASS MOTHER DIDN'T LEAVE US, I WOULDN'T BE SO BUSY HAVING 2 JOBS TO SUPPORT YOU AND PAY THE RENT!
KYLE .....I'll just play with our neighbor, Timmy.
TIMMY TIMMY!
GERALD Good.
NARRATOR Due to the fact that Gerald is Jewish, Poor old Gerald works at such the most horrible jobs, for the most littlest pay....
GERALD Maybe if I sold Kyle, I get more money....
NARRATOR But one day, a miracle struck for old Gerald.....for he has met, the most elegant woman that he has ever laid eyes on....
GERALD .....Oh my god.....She looks like she has money.
NARRATOR Dear old Gerald walk up to the lady and said...
GERALD Heyyy.
SHEILA Oh! Well, hello~~
GERALD You look very beautiful today.
SHEILA Why thank you, sexy~
GERALD So do you want to like, get married or something?
KYLE Woah! Ain't this going way too fast-
SHEILA Omg! I was about to ask you the same thing!
KYLE Wtf?! I don't want a new mom?!-
GERALD Great! Then I'll-
SHEILA Wait...I don't want to disappoint you but, I am a divorcee and I have to two kids...
NARRATOR And so the maiden Sheila shows two kids from behind her-
SHEILA This is my two sons, Clyde and Leopold "Butters"...
GERALD (GODDAMIT! SHE GOT FUCKING KIDS!!! Wait, calm down Gerald....Do it for the money. Remember, She's rich.) "......"
GERALD Don't worry, hahaha.....I love childrens- in fact! I got a kid as well, Kyle, meet Clyde and Butters.
KYLE "...."
BUTTERS "....."
CLYDE What's up cunt?
KYLE Dude! He just called me a-
SHEILA Aww, they get along so well!
KYLE Ma'am, your son called me a cunt-
BUTTERS Mother! I love our daddy!
GERALD Great, it's settled. Let's get married tomorrow!
KYLE WAIT-
SHEILA I agree!
KYLE HOLD ON!!
TIMMY TIMMY!
KYLE Be quiet Timmy!
BUTTERS&CLYDE Yay!!!
KYLE CAN I PLEASE SPEAK-
NARRATOR And so Kyle, not having his voice heard, was force to have some new family member and attend his father's wedding.
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Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}
FanfictionB I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆
