Chapter 6: Mission Save Human Race
Melanie Anderson
My brother is a big fat jerk. Doesn't listen to anyone and is just plain mean. But there's one thing you need to know.
Do. Not. Give. Red. Bull. To. That. Animal.
Seriously, just don't. And he knows that he isn't supposed to drink that stuff, but it's like speaking to the wall.
It doesn't listen.
If my brother knew I was referring him as an it, I'm not sure what my future would look like.
He's crazy though.
It's worse than children on Halloween... And that's saying something.
So I recruited Jeremy to help me out with Dylan. He's done this before so he knows what to do. Trust me, when that guy had red bull the whole neighborhood suffers.
When we got to my house Dad was hovering from under the couch. He was shielding his head with a chair. It wasn't when I turned my head that I noticed what he was covering his head from. Dylan was hanging from our chandelier.
"This reminds me of the song Chandelier by Sia," commented Jeremy.
Seriously?
"This is no time for games people. We need to handle this now before it gets worse and the neighbors call the police... Again." I stated. We cannot explain this red bull thing to another officer.
My dad got up from the ground and went to the kitchen. He was getting the ice. I pointed to the stairs and Jeremy knew what he had to do.
I on the other hand had to get Jeremy upstairs.
Not as easy as you'd think.
Mission: Save Human Race, is in action.
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"Why are you rainbow colors? Girl why you so fruity?" He was officially seeing things.
I don't know what's in that stuff that makes him like that. It doesn't do it to me. Or dad. Just him...
"Listen sweetie, the audition is this way." I told him. He thinks he's auditioning for some kind of Skittles™ commercial. Boy was he wrong.
"So when do I taste the rainbow." He asked.
"Pretty soon," I muttered under my breathe giving him my best fake smile. He so owes me.
Finally I'd managed to get him upstairs. He would not cooperate, it was so hard just to get upstairs his legs kept wobbling with every step he took.
Jeremy popped back up out of nowhere and handed me a pair of handcuffs and a lemon cut in half. "It's ready," he said pointing to the bathroom.
Is it me, or do we sound creepy? Nah it's just me.
The bathtub was halfway full. Enough to soak my brother but not soak the floor. I hooked one part of the handcuff to Jeremy's hands and the other part to a nearby pole... I have to ask dad about that later. Jeremy helped me throw Dylan in the tub.
"JUST KEEP SWIMMING SWIMMING SWIMMING," he sang out loud.
No. Life.
Soon dad appeared with a bag of ice. He quickly opened it and threw it all over Dylan!
"Butt Naked Nasty Or Na-- AHHHHHH!!!," he screamed loud in my ear. Mr. Garret from across the street shouted, "YOU STINKING KIDS! I'm trying to sleep here!" He was old. And had 5 cats. Which wouldn't be bad for me if I wasn't allergic.
"SORRY!" All of us shouted except Dylan.
From anyone else's perspective it would look like we were torturing him, but this was the only way to make his craziness stop.
I told him to open his mouth. "Open wide Dyl," I said. He shook his head and said, "Only if you do the choo choo train noise," I pinched the bridge of my nose until I said, "fine."
"CHOO CHOO," I said then made the train noises and working the lemon towards his mouth like a train. This was a weird dude.
He opened his mouth and in I squeezed all of the lemon juice into his mouth. He puckered his lips making a funny face and Jeremy threw water at his face, making him not be able to breathe for a second and then dad slapped both of his cheeks.
Dylan breathed deeply and then he looked up at me like if he was confused. "Why am I wet?" He asked, now looking at dad. This always happened after his sugar high. He doesn't remember anything.
"Dad you explain, I have to go walk Jeremy out." I grabbed Jeremy by the wrist and made my way out the bathroom, down the stairs and to my front door.
"Trying to get rid of me already?" He asked with a smug look on his face. Man, I barely see the guy and I'm tired of looking at his face. "Actually yes. You know he has to stay away from as many people as possible now. He will have mood swings and since he's not used to you he'll attack. Like a puma."
Maybe I'm treating Dylan like he's slow, but after his sugar high. He usually is.
"Fine, I'll get out of your way for a while. But remember Melanie." He paused now turning to face me from outside my door. "What?" I asked.
"I won't be gone for long." He said and walked away.
What's that supposed to mean?
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