Gathering of Imagines

The truth

The Gladers have gathered outside the Homestead

BEN: Guys, I have something very important to tell you.

NICK: What is it, Ben? You can tell us anything.

BEN (taking a deep breath): ....I'm gay.

NEWT: Bloody hell, you too?

MINHO (under his breath): Like that wasn't obvious.

WINSTON: Join the club!

NICK (laughing): We might need a Keeper by this point.

JEFF (raising his hand): I nominate Minho!

MINHO: Shuck off, shank.

CLINT: Well, I nominate Gally.

GALLY: Really, Clint? Just gonna put me out there like that? What have I ever done to you?

MINHO: How much time do you have?

GALLY: (scowling at Minho)

WINSTON: Let's be real here; Newt should be the Keeper.

NEWT: The bloody hell I will!

CHUCK: What about Frypan?

NEWT: Wait, where is that shank?

Frypan had slowly 'noped' out of there the moment they mentioned having a Keeper.

MINHO: Might as well make Admiral Alby it.

ALBY: BOI IF YOU DON'T-

NICK: Um, guys? What about me? (gesturing to himself)

....

GLADERS: Nah.

NICK (internally): What kind of shucking disrespect is this??? I suggested it. I did.

GALLY: What about Thomas?

MINHO: I agree. 100%.

NEWT: Minho!

MINHO: What?

NEWT: I thought you were on my side.

ALBY: Did you all forget what Thomas is like? He'd have us doing stupid klunk within the hour of being nominated.

CHUCK: I'd still follow him!

GALLY: We know you will, Chuck.

THOMAS (peeking out from inside the Homestead): Do I tell them Teresa is awake or...

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WICKED EMPLOYEE: Chancellor, how are we suppose to repopulate the Earth if they're all gay????

CHANCELLOR PAIGE (internally): I should have asked them to swipe their sexuality as well.