Gathering of Imagines

Awkward

What if the Gladers (and that traitor) met their actors?!

Thomas and Newt are taking a drive (with mild anxiety).

IMPULSIVE THOMAS (beeping incessantly at a driver): Get out of the way, shuckface!  

IMPULSIVE THOMAS: Don't worry, Newt! This is how he taught me!

NEWT (duct taped to the seat and holding onto the roof handle): Who in the bloody hell taught you?!

—Earlier—

DYLAN (beeping at a reckless driver): Get out of the way, asshole!

*****

RANDOM PERSON: Wow! You guys are really good-looking!

KI HONG (smiling his cute dimpled smile): Thank you!

MINHO (running fingers through his hair with a smug look on his face): I know.

*****

NEWT: You really are lucky that you don't have to deal with Minho and Thomas.

BRITISH THOMAS: Please, I've got Ki Hong and Dylan to worry about.

Cue the sound of something heavy crashing onto the floor of the next room.

MINHO: It was Thomas!

THOMAS: What?! No!

NEWT (whispering): Trade ya?

BRITISH THOMAS: You know what? I think I'll keep them instead.

*****

NEWT: Can you help me with this, Gally?

WILL: Well, I'm not Gally, but I'll help!

Gally walks in at that moment, eyes Will up and down.

NEWT: Gally, will you help me with this?

GALLY: Ask some other shank.

NEWT (turning back to Will): Can you stay with us instead?

*****

MINHO (to Teresa): Don't follow us, shank. I won't hold back if you do.

Newt rolls his eyes as Minho leads the Ivy Trio to the next room.

MINHO: This place is ni- HOW DID THAT SHUCKFACE GET HERE?! (Newt and Thomas latch onto his arms, trying to stop him)

KAYA (visibly confused): Excuse me? I'm Kaya Scodelario. I play Teresa in 'Maze Runner.'

NEWT (whispering to Minho): It's the wrong girl, you dumb shank.