no.1-mom-figure: good morning everyone
psychopathic-bisexual: Gayle , I swear it's too early
bill-fanatic: WHY IS MY NAME THIS?! GAYLE!!!!
no.1-mom-figure: don't like it then change it dummy
bill-fanatic changed her name to I-AM-NANCY-DREW!
I-AM-NANCY-DREW!: better
psychopathic-bisexual: really now Anna?
I-AM-NANCY-DREW!: yass
no.1-mom-figure: Anna out of all the things you could name yourself , this is the result?
I-AM-NANCY-DREW: don't judge me
psychopathic-bisexual: going to school.
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I-AM-NANCY-DREW!: Hi Gayle
psychopathic-bisexual changed her name into do-u-know-the-bi
do-u-know-the-bi: MY NAME IS SO LONG
no.1-mom-figure changed her name into emo-nerd
emo-nerd: and why are we texting in a bathroom , next to each other?
do-u-know-the-bi: IDK
I-AM-NANCY-DREW! changed her name into Ms.Door-man
emo-nerd: Anna , you made your name cringe worthy
do-u-know-the-bi: dude Anna.
Ms.Door-man: Gwen what r u doing?
do-u-know-the-bi: climbing
emo-nerd: GWEN GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY IF YOU DON'T I AM GROUNDING FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!
do-u-know-the-bi: YOU AIN'T MAH MOM
emo-nerd: I DON'T CARE IF I'M YA COUSIN , GET DOWN HERE!
do-u-know-the-bi: WHAT U GUNNA DO KILL ME?
emo-nerd: WHEN YOU MEAN BY KILL , IT MEANS KILL BY TICKLES , YOUNG LADY WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOVE YOUR BONER AT ME , GWEN STOP SCREAMING , GET HOLY WATER A.S.A.P.
Ms.Door-man: I need popcorn
do-u-know-the-bi: did someone say porn?
emo-nerd: I'M LEAVING , AND I WILL COME BACK IF U 2 ARE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTE ALREADY.
Ms.Door-man: NOO GAYYLEEEE
do-u-know-the-bi: wanna have sex w/o her or chase her anyway?
Ms.Door-man: sure.
do-u-know-the-bi: GAYLE YOU MUST BE READING THIS.
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emo-nerd changed her name to forever-alone
forever-alone: HEATHER WHAT'S UR DAMAGE?!
do-u-know-the-bi changed her name into Duke-Pukes
Ms.Door-man changed her name into TINY-LIFEBOAT
Duke-Pukes: BULIMIA!
TINY-LIFEBOAT: CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!
forever-alone: THE FUCKING WORLD!
Duke-Pukes: how r u still not having a crush on someone Gayle? YOUR HIGH SCHOOL NOW!
forever-alone: *YOU'RE , and I have a girlfriend douche
forever-alone changed name into not-so-alone
Duke-Pukes: WHO IS SHE , IS SHE A HO?
not-so-alone: Gwen what the fuck? AND SHE ISN'T A HO , HOW DARE YOU.
not-so-alone added Die-Rose in the chat
Duke-Pukes: DEEANNA
Die-Rose changed her name into I'm-a-Veronica
I'm-a-Veronica: that's the pronunciation of my name, but please it's Diana
not-so-alone changed her name into well-fuck-me-gently-w/-a-chainsaw
Duke-Pukes changed her name into SORRY-HEATHER!
TINY-LIFEBOAT changed her name into McNamara
SORRY-HEATHER!: "you just gotta prove you're not a lame ass anymore~"
well-fuck-me-gently-w/-a-chainsaw: Anna srsly u got a problem
McNamara: if we are gonna have one , then you'd probably gone far and pull on my dick.
well-fuck-me-gently-w/-a-chainsaw: YOU ARE ALL SYMPATHETIC
well-fuck-me-gently-w/-a-chainsaw: also Gwen you corrupted my baby , how dare you
SORRY-HEATHER!: SHE IS NOT YOUR BABY GAYLE , RIGHT ANNA?
McNamara: mama look I'm sucking Gwen's bwest
well-fuck-me-gently-w/-a-chainsaw: I AM GONNA DECLARE BOTH OF YOU GROUNDED AND I AM BOTH GONNA SEND YOU INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTE , NO BLAMING OF MAMA.
I'm-a-Veronica: this has gone insane , I like it.
well-fuck-me-gently-w/-a-chainsaw has deleted the group
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Randomsorry if I don't do JDonica. It's a weird ship to me. ( even though I might break that rule XD )
