I did not binge on Riverdale---IsawEWAr -- okay maybe I did
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Riverdale and Heathers meet---I wow --Nevr--JMMDUKC-FUCK
so what if--the River Vixens meet the trio --Veronica Sawyer--did ijf il-ntruck
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Chandler: who even are you?-- ( let's just say every red head bitch is a bitch accept the thing is they actually are suffering--from--abuse.)
Cheryl: Cheryl Blossom, you?
Chandler: Heather Chandler , you got some friends there , they gonna introduce themselves? You are new to Westerburg
Duke: Heather--maybe they're too shy--it's none of our business anyway--.
McNamara: I'm agreeing with Heather
Chandler: is this the only day we're calling ourselves by our first names , yet you know that's hella confusing , huh , Heather?
McNamara: sorry Chan.
Chandler: whatever Mac , Duke let's get outta here
Veronica: were they seriously all named Heather?
Betty: what gives?
Cheryl: right.
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Veronica: you must be new I'm Veronica Sawyer
Lodge: what a coincidence! I'm Veronica Lodge.
Martha: Martha Dunnstock.
Betty: Betty Cooper.
Finn: Betty Finn...
J.D.: Jason Dean - J.D. for short
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Ram: HEYYY THERE OTHA' JOCKS IN 'ERE!!
Kurt: AYEO , YOU MUST BE NEW
Jughead: I should ask them why they're screaming
Archie: ..
Reggie: I already like this school.
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8OB COE87 --GC
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Chansalot: HEATHER ELEANOR MCNAMARA
Mac: oh no-okay ugh--HEATHER ALICIA DUKE
gr-ass: you guys-ugh--HEATHER JESSICA CHANDLER-SHUT UP--.
teen-angst: =u--m-spamtime-- VERONICA BARRY SAWYER--!
Chansalot: Ronnie that's your own name
teen-angst: I know.
veronica-lodge: somehow , you have the same nickname as I
Finnley: ELISABETE "BETTY" FINN
gr-ass: Elisabete that's your own name
Finnley: SHUT UP ALICE
gr-ass:
Chansalot: babe don't get triggered
gr-ass: I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
Chansalot: Ronnie help
teen-angst: coming
Mac: umm , same.
slush-whore: holy shit [heatherdukeistriggered.png.]
cherry-bombshell: this is more salty than I am-wait-
Chansalot: manage to calm her down--what wait?
cherry-bombshell: are you u guys dating like all 4 of u?
Chansalot:
gr-ass:
Mac:
teen-angst: maybe
Chansalot: aw Ronnie you ruined it :C
teen-angst: says you and your freckles
Mac: I feel offended , take that back Ron :C
teen-angst: or what?
Mac: I'll squash you with my body weight
teen-angst: OKAY -OKAY , I love your freckles they remind of the stars in the night sky
Chansalot: aww
Mac: :D
arch-andrews: did I miss anything
veronica-lodge: no
kevgaykeller: GAY SHIT IS HAPPENING AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME-VERONICA LODGE-HOW DARE YOU--
veronica-lodge: sorry Kevin.
Chansalot: wait--there's alot more gay people than I know of? Does anyone even now Sherwood is 25/8 homophobic??
teen-angst: none of us have been out the closet ;-;
Mac: I rather have you guys than a misunderstanding family.
gr-ass: aww Heather~~ <3
Mac: <3
veronica-lodge: wait-really??
Chansalot: I'm a lesbian :P , Veronica's bi ( not you lodge ) , Duke's a lesbian , Mac's pansexual--and we all poly :P
veronica-lodge: but I'm bi :C
teen-angst: maybe we can be sisters XD
nancy-drew: hi Ronnie
veronica-lodge: oh hi Betty--
Chansalot: Ron , we need a nickname for your last name to not get confused between you and Lodge.
teen-angst: nah , middle names are fine--wait
Chansalot: you do know it's not actually Barry right? Veronica Barret Sawyer
teen-angst: whatever you say Jessica
Chansalot: aww , you love me
teen-angst: screw you Chan.
Chansalot: nah , I rather cuddle.
Mac: Chan , how r you a red-head?? your ma and pa don't even have red-hair??
Chansalot: it's from my aunt--who also was named Heather--which is why I have this name--.
it's-gay-may-day-today: LET ME SLEEP--you are TEXTING ME and INTHE PHILIPPINES-it's EVENinG
Chansalot: soryy Gayle ANN
it's-gay-may-day-today: HOW DARE YOU-- I HATE YOU FOR SAYING MY PAST FEMININE NAME--DNAG YOU-HEATHER- -- I CuT ( accidentally ) mY oWN vAgINa for ShIT.
Chansalot: sleep.
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Randomsorry if I don't do JDonica. It's a weird ship to me. ( even though I might break that rule XD )
