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Jessica >> THIS HOUSEHOLD IS FOR EVRYBODY >>

Jessica: Ms.Sawyer I'm sorry :cc

Jessica: wait no one's online :/

Jessica >> WESTERBURG HIGH >>

Jessica: IT'S MIDDLE NAME WEAK

Alice: Jessie wtf.

Jessica: don't act like you don't see gay commercials on TV 

Alice: Jessica that's gay

Eleanor: she is gay.

Jessica: Ellie -- you're also gay

Eleanor: and I thought Alice was the gayest :/

Jonathan: I hate it if it's middle name week

Amber Fleming: it's not half bad , but Veronica's screaming.

Barrett: D A M N I T I F O R G O T I T W A S M I D D L E  N A M E  W E E K

Jessica: call down Barrett , it's not half bad

Barrett: W H O A R E Y O U A ND W H A T HAPPENED T O HEATHER C H AN D L E R

Jessica: it's Jessica , I'm not amused that you call me by my first name

Brooklyn: at least I have a bad name here , tsk.

Kathleen: the Heathers act differently when called their middle names , why's that?

Jessica: it's because I feel nice with the name Jessica and the NAME Heather is annoying , it goes around by weeks  , I can ask my birth place to change my name to Jessica --I love that name more -- AND NO MORE CONFUSION -- at least.

Alice: I'm not changing mine to Alicia , that names sucks , I'm changing it to Alice 

Eleanor: same but just Eleanor will be fine

Alice: BEEP BEEP -- GOING TO WHEREVER WE WERE GIVEN BIRTH TOOO

Jessica: I'm driving and tuning out my notifications 

Barrett: they're actually doing it..

Brooklyn: screenshot??

Barrett: [gottadash.jpg]

Kathleen: why am I finding this funny??

Kathleen: also theirs a freshmen I want to invite

Barrett: go ahead Martha

Kathleen invited Gayle 

Gayle: hello older people that I don't know except Martha 

Barrett: what's your middle name? It's middle name week.

Gayle: really?

Gayle changed her name into DelMar 

DelMar: I'm Asian and I don't get American culture , which is not my fault.

Alice: ooooh another Asian!! Where u from?? I'm from South Korea

DelMar: Philippines 

Johnathan: oh that country is over populated

DelMar: tanga ka 

Alice: why am I cringing

Jessica: JUST GOT BACCK

DelMar: my middle means 'the sea'

Eleanor: hi the sea

DelMar changed her named into the sea

the sea: also I don't any of your guys first names except Martha

Barrett: it's Veronica 

Jessica: ours used to Heather

the sea: I heard anyone named Heather is either a picky one or just a total bitch unless I'm wrong.

Jessica: you're not wrong there

the sea: but 'ours'??

Alice: we three had the same first names , it had been a confusing day with us

Eleanor: true , true , yes.

Barrett: wait the sea are you a boy or a girl?? Your first name is a unisex name

the sea: I'm  a demigirl asexual panromantic so I am a they :D

Kathleen: she's really short , shorter than Duke actually

the sea: how dare you judge my height.

the sea: just because I'm a 5'0 16 year old doesn't mean you can judge on my first year of Grade I don't knoww

the sea: lol can I tell you when I was g1 - g6 we called our teachers  'Teacher /insert first name here/'

Kathleen: k 

Jessica: Veronica why r u hugging my dog

Barrett: W H A T  , you own a Samoyed??? T H A T S  L I T 

Jessica: his name is Sammy , also what's lit

Barrett:  awww 

Eleanor: how come I'm not there :CC I wanna hug Sammy

Alice: I wanna hug Pillow 

Barrett: Pillow??

Jessica: oh that's my Toy Poodle 

Brooklyn: and I thought I was weird , I have cat named Kayla , but Jessica's names are cringy 

Jessica: I'll take that as a compliment , I do have a cat

Kathleen: is it another expensive one??

Jessica: I found all these dogs and cats on the street , I didn't buy them , it said they left the pound to find home so I adopted them.

Kathleen: that's very nice Jessica

Alice: Jessica that's gay

Jessica: J E S S I C A T H A T S G A Y

Eleanor: JesSicA ThAts GaY 

Jessica: aww is it me but I still love the name Jessica

Barrett: JESSICATHATSGAY

Jessica: love you gays too




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