on songs in the Heathers
2014 edition (because Alice Lee is amazing)
---
First Reactions to songs
Beautiful: H O L Y SH I T E THEY HYPNO TI ZE HER
Candy Store: that one song you can get addicted to first try
Fight for Me : why the fuck is there so many students saying holy shit and not getting detention in one song?
Freeze your Brain: this made no sense the first time I listened to it.
Big Fun: a lot of fuckers here and there-- B U T P L e A s e Pr o t ec t M artha
Dead Girl Walking: I'm pretty sure I shouldn't cringe since his dad might here him making-out while screaming an intense Musical Number.
The Me inside of Me: who the fuck sang this again?
Blue: balls?? ( Innocent TM )
Our Love is God: I listened to half the sound track because I was anxious and paranoid of whatever the fuck will happen
My Dead Gay Son: wait -- so their dad's are gay too?
Seventeen: I cried
Shine a Light: I actually couldn't find an animation of this somehow
Lifeboat: where did all this excessive crying came from?
Shine a light (reprise): I didn't ask Duke to torture the poor soul!!
Kindergarten Boyfriend: one of the saddest songs 2nd to Lifeboat
Yo Girl: trespassing is somewhat valid -- B u T m A r t h a A l m O s T d I e d -- H o l Y s H i t
Meant to be Yours: slush addict has evolved into Yandere-Kun 2.0
Dead Girl Walking(Reprise): can I wreck you with a croquet?
I am Damaged: Yandere-Kun 2.0 has fainted choose another pokemon
Seventeen(Reprise): High School will still be bad even with this type of student council.
---
Last reactions
Beautiful: I will now explain how bad my school is and very curious of how the fuck everything went wrong and now I'm being saved by color coded gays. N O T HYPNOTIZED
Candy Store: passive-aggressive of telling tips to lay-off and act like a puppet (still addicting)
Fight for Me: I want a psycho to love me and violence somewhat turns me on by just one or two punches
Freeze your Brain: hey I met a psycho who is addict to slush and brings a gun to school and now he's telling his cliche life of transferring to 10-20 schools and is a complete outcast and loves 7-11
Big Fun: 911 I witnessed a murder -- yes some gays killed an angel -- AND NO I AM NOT DELUSIONAL
Dead Girl Walking: I might have just met this guy like a week ago now I desperately need to fuck him because I'm a horny ass bitch and Heather's comin' for my sluty ass just to kill me-- also I am abusing mountain dew just for sex-- and I am waking the neighbors but they seem to still asleep.
the Me inside of Me: just hopeless students protesting over a very dead gay bitch, also how to write a fake suicide 101
Blue: these horny drunk douches are singing of how depressed there balls are-- WTF
Our Love is God: passive-aggressive movement from sweet to hella creepy , from romance to killing 2 bitches that were probably horny for your senpai--typically also saying --almost-- religiously
My Dead Gay Son: one of the gayest songs I heard in my life , probably one of my favorites and still can't get the lyrics right.
Seventeen: try being normal after killing two horny jerks and wanting a future with a murderer , but who can really complain -- also those asshole weren't the one who made your senpai cry -- it was actually you
Shine a Light: one of the most motivating songs because Ms.Fleming is being a therapist to all people who suffer depression HURRAY!!
Lifeboat: I still am sobbing help
Kindergarten Boyfriend: I can totally relate except the fact I don't have a crush on jerk
Yo Girl: trespassing is legal and W H Y MA RTHA??
Meant to be Yours: passive-aggressive telling your somewhat girlfriend how you fell in love with her and being Yandere for an hour then opening the door to some fake suicide and somehow fall for it and went away to blow up the school.
Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): totally should have mention this earlier to my psycho boyfriend but too late now I'll make him blow up and still feel sorry and very guilty
Seventeen(Reprise): befriending your bestfriend and protesting really loudly and wala ( HIGH SCHOOL WILL STILL SUCK)
YOU ARE READING
Heathers Headcanon's and Shots
Разноеsorry if I don't do JDonica. It's a weird ship to me. ( even though I might break that rule XD )
