"My bitch tol me I'm cray, I've been puttin' up wit her all day." - Fat Trel.
Rahmell.
I rolled my eyes as Tues stared me down like I was her worst enemy. "Are you going to answer me or?" "There ain't shit to talk about. I don't wanna be in the same room with those people." I leaned on the wall. "Those people aren't my parents. I was adopted and hopefully my white parents will come back for me." She laughed. "You are seriously not in your right mind." I shrugged. "Heard that before." "That prayer was fucked up Rah." I shrugged. "I don't know why she asking me to pray. Did it look like I wanted it pray tonight? Got me fucked up." I mumbled.
She giggled. "Babe you told me you would try." She whined. I rolled my eyes. "I lied." "And your not supposed to lie to your pregnant fiancée." I scoffed. "Ain't no rule for that." She kissed me. "Yes there is. It says if you lie to your pregnant fiancée that you will never get the punani again." I gasped dramatically. "You wouldn't dare lil girl." She just nodded her head and walked away. "Tues I ain't playing girl!" I followed after her.
She sat in her chair at the tabe and I took my seat as well, I sighed before drinking my henny I slipped in my glass while no one was looking. I was on some meds, so ya boy was bout to be lit tonight! Don't none of ya'll snitch on me though. "Alright. I'm calm. Would anyone care to explain whats going on now?" My dad started to talk but I held up my hand. "By anyone I meant my mama. So mama do you wanna explain?" Tues glared at me probably throwing daggers my way, but I don't give no fucks right now. She ain't boutta give me no pum, so I ain't talking to her stingy ass.
My mom sighed and sat her fork down. "Okay, so after you left for Cali, your dad came back apologizing and making things better. He was in rehab for his drinking and doing therapy as well and I could see that he was changing for the best. I was still in love with him and since he was making changes, I thought to give it a second chance." I rolled my eyes and took another sip. "Ma! You know it ain't nothin' to cut a bitch off!" I blurted out causing Tues to yell my name but still laugh. I shrugged. I'm just being honest people.
"Rah, I love you and your mother son and I'm sorry about all of the things I did to you in the past. I'm truly sorry. I know it's gonna be hard to forgive your old man for all his wrongdoings, but I'm willing to wait for you to trust me again. I just want to tell you that I'm not that same guy. I'd let you kill me dead if I ever hurt you or your mom again. I love this woman and I love you too." I gave his a blank stare. "You know." I said taking a sip of my drink again. I was totally buzzed. "I shoulda killed yo ol' army head ass a long time ago nigga." My mom choked.
I stabbed my chicken breast as I looked at him. I knew he was getting uncomfortable and as childish as this was, I was enjoying this."Yup, yup. Shoulda killed ya ass. I know how to dispose of old people quicker than younger people. You know, since old people old as shit, they be decaying hella fast!" Tuesdai looked away not wanting to laugh. My dad sipped his drink. "I ain't gon kill you though Darrius. Imma take you up on your offer. Show me that you've changed and I'll open up." I stood up. "Well this was fun, but I wanna have sex with my woman, so ya'll gon have bounce."
"Rahmell!" Tuesdai slapped the back of my head. I gave her that 'what' look." My mom shook her head and kissed my cheek. "Love you mama." I shook my dads hands. "Peace nigga." Tues glared at me. "See you later father." I said. They both hugged Tues and before they left I stopped them. "Aye, you bet not be in my mama bed when I come round there tomorrow. I'll shut that shit down!" I threatened. They both just shook their heads and walked down the driveway. "Have a great night now!" I smiled and waved.
I closed the door as Tues was heading up the stairs. I followed her slowly since I still had to walk with these fufu ass crutches. "Tuesdai." She ignored me, pulling her pants down and lifting her hands up to throw her shirt over her head. "Tuesdai Carter!" I yelled as I laid on the bed. "What do you want Timothy?" "Stop calling me that gay shit! I hate that name." I mumbled. She smacked her teeth. "You showed your ass today Rahmell and I'm not happy about that." She said climbing into bed after she went to the bathroom.
She turned her back to me as I kissed her cheek. "I'm sorry babe, don't give me the silent treatment." I whined. She sat up, scrunching her nose up. "You been drinking boy?" I gave her the side eye trying to get up, but I failed and ended up falling off the bed. "Rahmell Timothy Carter! You took meds and then drank! I should kill you!" She raced around to the my side of the bed to stand above me. "Please! Don't kill me! I'll give you the black card and I'll go with you to pick baby stuff out. Just don't kill me."
"Wheres the damn card?" "Pants pocket." I slowly got up as she walked away and raced out of our house grabbing my keys. "Ha! It's not in there! I'm out." I raced down the stairs hopping all the way to the door. 'Rahmell! I swear when you come back the locks will be changed!" She yelled from the door. I backed up and drove to the only place I could be safe. Jay's house.
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"Nigga you did what?" Jay laughed at my story of the night. "I dipped nigga! She was not about to get me for all I have!" We laughed. Jay was my best friend since diaper ages. That was brother, fuck blood. "Man, take your ass home dawg." "Hell no! Tues will kill me and rip my dic-" "Jay, come back to bed babe." Jay jumped up as Stacy walked out of his room in one of his shirts. I gasped dramatically. "And what do we have here?" I smiled. Stacy looked wide eyed. Hey, hey Rah. What are you doing here?" "Oh nothing, what about you Stacy?" I laughed. She flicked me out and went back into the room before kissing Jay on the lips.
I thought ya'll hated each other what happened nigga?" He sat down and ran his hands over his face. "We been dating for a while now. I don't know, we did hate each other, but shit happens and now I'm in love with her." He shrugged. I wiped an invisible tear and laughed as he threw a pillow at me.
When I tell ya'll Stacy and Jay hated each other, they hated each other! One time they almost got the fighting, like no shoes, Vaseline on faces, and "Tuesdai hold my earrings!" from Stacy." "Ya'll fucked didn't ya'll?" I raised a brow. He just nodded. "Then you fell in love?" "Yup, pretty much. She's not as bad as I though she was." "Told ya'll." He flicked me off and threw a pillow and a blanket from the closet. "Since you won't leave, there you go, but be out my house before seven. Stace likes to have morning sex before work. She says it helps her, hell, I ain't complain'."
I chuckled. "Nasty asses." He shrugged and walked back upstairs to his room.
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ChickLitTuesdai Morgan. Some people call her a fat gold digger, but she looks at it in a different light. "If ya man wants a good time, and he's paying for it, then you must not be doing ya job, step ya cookies up." Was her day-to- day quote. That was until...
