THE DOG HUNTERS (completed)

71 - HELLO STUPID

I stood up and angled for the bed.

Tabby gulped. Both dogs began growling at me, their heads and ears perked up from where they were curled up amongst the tangle of sheets and blankets.

I stopped and said, "Hell, I don't think I can kiss you with those dogs on your bed."

"Well then, fuck it. You should go. Because they have every right to be here as you do. More right. They're both rescues. They've lived traumatic lives, and they're only trying to protect me because I'm their mom and I don't fuck them up."

"So they're not going to bite me."

"Not if you're not evil."

I considered, then took another step forward. The dogs continued to growl. I took another step and reached the bed and the little fluffyone, who I think was named something like Captain Purple, hopped up and bit me on my shin.

It's teeth were like needles and the bite hurt like a bastard, and I instantly thought I'd contracted some disease. I jerked back and the little guy barred those shiny little mean teeth, and the larger dog hopped up, and started barking. I think his name was Suds Odoul. Tabby looked amazed, and was yelling, "You must be evil! You must be evil!"

I can't say I was shocked, and picked up my pack to leave, and Tabby said, "Hey, don't go. Hold on."

She grabbed each dog by their snout and stuck her face nose to nose with each, and gave them a brisk, intense talking to, and then hustled them off the mattress into different corners of the room where they disdainfully curled up.

"They're not really allowed to be on the bed anyway. They just know that I'm an easy mark."

I eyed them, especially the little one, who now had her back to me. I wondered if they tried for me again what I would do.

Tabby flopped on the bed again and arched her back so her hard nipplespressed into her rugby shirt, and said, "So..." Like nothing had happened.

"I thought you said I was evil."

Tabby became defiant, "I'm sure you are. They wouldn't bite you if you weren't evil."

I took off my pants. No underwear, and Tabby gazed at my hard cock and said, "That looks hard. What are you going to do with that?"

 "Baby, I'm going to kiss you first," I grunted, because now I was so full ofsex and desire, whatever cool I'd been trying to maintain was completely out the window, if there had been one. Case in point: I advanced to her and nearly fell over because my pants were still draped around my ankles, and I hadn't taken my shoes off yet.