The Spork Fic-----A Klance Smut

More Kinky Sporks

"No, Lance, they're gonna wonder where we are?" Keith whispered and Lance basically dragged the other into his room. 

"So?" He pushed the red paladin up against the wall and kissed him passionately. 

"Seriously? Right now?" Keith blushed. Lance nodded in agreement. "Well, you better spork me hard then~" The raven haired boy smirked. 

"Strip for me." Lance smirked right back. Keith did as told. He removed his armor and weightlessly tossed it aside and proceeded to strip down in front of his boyfriend. "Why do you have to be so hot babe?" Lance bit his lip, beginning to take off his clothes. 

*LET THE SPORKING BEGIN. I have sinned so much.* 

Lance ban planting kisses on Keiths neck, and making his way down Keiths chest.  Then just got straight to sucking his throbbing cock. Keith grabbed onto lances brown hair as he moved his head. 

"Uh~Why are you so good at this~" Keith moaned, his breathing quickening. He stopped and went to work on Keiths neck, occasionally biting at his skin. 

"You want me to spork you?" Lance whispered. 

"Yes, spork me hard daddy~" Keith begged. Lance turned to find the sporks which he had in his room...just in case. He turned back around to see Keith lying on the bed.Lance hopped on top of him and flipped him over. He lubed up the spork (That's a phrase I never thought I'd have to write, but OKAY). He slowly inserted the spork into his boyfriends ass causing Keith to moan. 

"Sh, don't make me get the tide pod gag." 

"Not the tide pod gag~" Lance had bought a limited edition tide pod gag for these intense sporking sessions, and it doesn't help that the rooms aren't sound proof. Using the tide pod gag is kinda a life or death situation, you bite down on it and you will end up dying. 

*I can't go on, I'm literally dying*

*you know the smut's bad when the author dies* 

*But i'll keep going because klance* 

***

"Okay where the quiznak did they go. Five minutes ago they where here. Then they vanished." Pidge said. 

"Oh?" Hunk threw her a confused look. "what do you mean, they were right behind us, weren't they?" 

"Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Pidge contemplated the meaning of life. 

"Okay, who keeps stealing all the sporks?" Shiro asked. Why was he looking for sporks, I don't know. "I want to eat food, but there's no sporks! There's just spoons with toothpicks taped to them!" 

"Who went through all that effort to tape toothpicks to spoons?" Pidge casually planked on top of the fridge because the author was getting bored. 

"Pidge why are you planking on the fridge?" Allura casually beamed into the room. 

"Can I just plank on the fridge without a reason!?"

"What is going on?" The entire time Hunk was just utterly confused.  

"Where are the fucking sporks!?" 

*** 

"Holy fuck I love it when you do that~" Keith was being a bit too loud-mostly on purpose, he just wanted to annoy Lance. 

"You're being too loud Keith. Shut up." 

"I can't help it!~" He moaned a bit louder, that was defiantly audible from the hallway.  

"Guess it isn't my fault you have a spork kink-" He trusted the spork further up his ass. 

"Lance-" 

"Get out here right now, this is very important!" Allura beat on the door. 

"W-what is it?" Lance entered a slight state of panic as he tried to cover Keiths mouth so he wouldn't raptor screech-I mean, sensually moan. 

"I don't know what it is but everyone seems to be very concerned about it."  She explained. "And where's Keith?" She asked. 

"He's....Off being emo somewhere, screaming into the void, hopefully cutting his mullet." Lance said, getting hit by Keith because of that last statement. 

"Just get out." Allura was 100% done with all shit, and she walked off. 

"Let's go then-" Lance removed his hand from Keiths mouth. 

"What? You were the one who wanted to spork me, so you're just gonna not finish." Keith said, watching Lance get off of him and get dressed. 

"We'll finish this later. Then, you can be really loud." Lance smirked. 

"Deal." 

***

They leave the room. 

"This is extremely important." Pidge said...still planking on the fridge. 

"We must find more sporks!" Shiro said, throwing the discount sporks. "Who would do such a thing...Everyone suit up, we're finding sporks.." Keith and Lance look at each other. "C'mon, go!"

"You can just use a spoon, Shiro." Keith said. 

"It's just not the same." Shiro was deeply affected by the lack of sporks. Apparently kitchen utensils mean a lot to him, but not in a sexual way. He's normal and doesn't shove sporks up his ass, like Keith.