Cruel Love (Gotham/Oswald CobblepotFanFic)

Cobblepot's Spy: 9. Cars, Rooftops ...& Beer

I sat my beer down as I laid on my belly looking through the scope on the gun, my phone rang and I picked it up "Sal, I don't feel right abou this. This person hasn't done anything wrong."

"I know precious, but Penguin is a liar, loser and two faced."

"Sal, this is wrong" I said as I looked through the window where Mrs Kapelput stood cooking dinner "I don't like hurting old ladies."

He sighed "Then what do you think I could do? hm? He needs to be taught a lesson."

"Well, there is always that old junk yard where I took out Jake Carnur. You know the dude who stold from you two years ago. They got this car squisher thang, and the owner is kinda cool."

I knew Maroni was thinking because he was silent. "Alright, I like that idea. Lie low, call this ...Junkyard" he said and hung up. I grinned and put the gun ot the side as I dialed on my phone.

"Yo, Duffy? This is Nessy ...Yeah, Nes Michaels. Do ya still got that car crusher?" I waited and smiled "My boss needs to use it."

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I lit up a cigarette as I waited on my boss to get here, he pulled up and pulled Penguin out of the backseat, I blew smoke from my mouth as they walked towards me. Duffy went and helped Maroni with Cobblepot.

"You know what, precious? I like your idea better than mine" Sal said as they pushed Penguin down onto his knees.

"So here's the deal" Maroni told the little fella "You go in the car, the car's already in the crusher, you get squeezed to death, it takes a couple of minutes to die. Whatever comes out, I send to Falcone. Maybe he uses it as a coffee table."

I laughed "Don Maroni, please listen to me" Oswald said.

"Oh, this is the begging part? Oh, good, 'cause this is my favorite part. Go ahead and beg for your miserable life."

"Just allow me to suggest some options here. Mm-hmm. Dead, I'm worthless. If you factor in Falcone's inevitable retaliation, killing me will be a net loss for you."

"This is not a business issue" Maroni told him "Me and Frankie Carbone go back 20 years. You hurt me, Penguin." Wait ...Cobblepot killed Frankie? I should have thanked him while I could.

"You were right about Indian Hill. There's more to it. Falcone knows something. I don't know what, b-but I-I can find out" Penguin begged;.

"Stop it. You're making me sad. How did I ever fall for your crap?" Maroni asked as he pushed him into the car crusher with Penguin yelling.

"N-no. No. No. No. Please. Please. No. No" Penguin yelled as he got pushed towards and into the crusher, Maroni pecked on the window and smiled "Hey. Say hi to Frankie for me."

Maroni walked towards me and leaned against the car with a sigh as I watched Penguin try to open the door "This was a great idea. This is why I listen to you, precious" he said and I took a puff of my cigarette as the crusher started to come down "Now that the truth is out on Penguin.. would you like to be my right hand ...woman?"

I raised my eyebrows "Me? I'm just a spy."

"Well then, let's move you on up the ladder-" his phone rang and he took itout of his pocketin disbelief "Oh, you got to be kidding me" he answered with a loud "What?"

"Uh, see, no. This is how this all began, me listening to you" Maroni said, I looked to the car and seen Cobblepot had a phone to his ear I laughed as I sat on the hood of the car.

"Would you shut up and take it like a man? Nessita is more manly than you" Maroni said and shut his phon, I gave him a look and he smiled "No offense precious. Any way, As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. Will you be right beside me?" he asked.

I propped my chin on my hand as I leaned my elbow on my knee. Do I? Do I wanna be beside my uncle in all of this? Can I be more than just a assassain?

I held my hand out "Hell yeah" I said, we laughed as we shook on it and looked up to see the crusher had stopped moving.

"What the hell?" Maroni said as he lit up a cigar and used my lighter, I looked over to see Duffy running away "Hey!"

"Lying Dumbass" I said as Sal took off to chase after him.

I watched as PEnguin got out of the car and heard "Get back here" as Sal take a couple shots at him, I ran forward and hit PEnguin, making his head throw back, his eyes widened when he heard uncle Sal coming and he punched me. Hard.

I flew back on the ground, Oswald's eyes widened when he realized he punched me then he took off running. Sal came back at that moment to see me laying on the ground nad the car empty.

"Son of a bitch."

Anger went through me as I stood up and gripped Sal's shoulder "I'm gonna catch Duffy and skin him" I said, Maroni put a hand to my shoulder.

"No. First we get Penguin" he told me and walked back to the car "Oh, and I'm keeping your lighter."

Of course he is, I thought as I got in the passanger side of his car.