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23: varsity jacket / namgi [!]

VARSITY JACKET

WORD COUNT 2.4K
OVERVIEW smut
KINKS um this is p vanilla tbh, there's dirty talk n teasing ??

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MOST GIRLS IN YOONGI'S college class had that annoying, stereotypical habit of wearing their boyfriend's varsity jacket. literally every girl had a boyfriend on the basketball, football or american football team, it seemed, and it made yoongi cringe until he though he'd see his brain if he rolled his eyes one more time. he hated them, with their lover's names printed across the back and the school's colour clashing with their outfit, the sleeves far too long.

he often lamented this to his best friend, jeonghan, although it was rather ineffective, as jeonghan's boyfriend jisoo played on the football team, and jeonghan went around with 'HONG 14' - yoongi was tempted to write 'kong' underneath in sharpie - emblazoned across his back like a medal. yoongi couldn't judge his friend as badly as he judged the girls, but that didn't mean he didn't roast jeonghan and jisoo every time he saw them, as they were "the ultimate cliché beauty-queen-meets-jock" couple.

"i want to fucking die."

jeonghan raised an impeccably plucked eyebrow, looking up from his korean literature homework to see what yoongi was doing. the older boy was lying on the floor of the empty common room, arms and legs stretched out, a bit of his pale stomach on display and his blue hair rumpled. he was wearing a cute kumamon hat - insisting it was ironic - and a hoodie with 'DAMN.' emblazoned across the chest, and basically looked like the goth to jeonghan's beauty queen.

"what's up, yoongle-yoon?" jeonghan knew he hated that nickname, which was why he used it. yoongi shot him a death glare.

"if i see another cheerleader bitch walking around in her ass flashing skirt and her goddamn boyfriend's varsity jacket, i will proceed to projectile vomit all over myself and said cheerleader, before jumping off the school roof in a manner akin to that of im jaebum in the stop it stop it mv," the mint boy monologued, jeonghan suppressing a laugh by pressing his lips together, emitting a little squeak.

"seriously, i have it all planned," yoongi continued, ignoring his best friend. "i want ed sheeran to have a rap battle with kendrick lamar at my funeral, and i want big shaq to rap mans not hot as i'm lowered into the grave. the ting go skkkrah pap, pap, ka-ka-ka! aaaand min yoongi is dead, i killed him."

jeonghan couldn't hold in his laughter - he was literally going red - and exploded into a fit of giggles, almost throwing his korean lit notebook at yoongi as he wept with laughter. the way yoongi had deadpanned the big shaq lyrics with such a serious look had got him, and he wheezed, trying to speak. "isn't- ha! - isn't your b-boyfrie- eeeeheheh!" he couldn't even get a sentence out, laughing too hard, letting out a strange scream. yoongi grinned, watching as the supposed angel boy snorted and slapped at his knee, now emitting squeaky high-pitched noises, as if he was a seal.

"what the diddly dang did i just walk in on?"

yoongi's attention changed from his currently dying friend to said currently dying friend's boyfriend, jisoo "joshua" hong, the american-korean transfer student that everyone adored. jisoo regarded his boyfriend with an odd look; jeonghan had fallen off of the bench where he'd been sat, and was rolling on the floor like he'd been shot, crying and wheezing so hard yoongi thought he might cough up a lung. jisoo looked at jeonghan for a moment, before looking back at yoongi, who was absentmindedly twirling jeonghan's pencil between his fingers.

"what kind of screwed up fish sticks did you give my boyfriend?" jisoo asked with a sigh, his poor substitutes for swear words making yoongi grin and jeonghan laugh even more. a year or so ago, when jisoo had first arrived at the highschool, yoongi and jeonghan had gotten him involved in a game of truth or dare with jung hoseok and kim namjoon. namjoon had dared jisoo to not swear until he left highschool, and so far he had kept it up, surprisingly - and ridiculously - well.