The Dragon Master Part II: Rewritten (A Httyd Fanfiction)

Chapter 26: Another child

(Normal pov)

As the new year arrived, Astrid's pregnancy progressed, her flat stomach blew up into a big baby bump in a few months. The village congratulated the beautiful shield maiden; giving her gifts for the future child and baked goods for the Haddock house, though she was against it, Astrid respectfully accepted the gifts and thanked her people. She then reflected how the months have been for her.

(Month one of pregnancy)

More like the most miserable. Day in and day out Hiccup hobbled to and from on his prosthetic leg carrying out his wife's never ending orders. He groaned as she ordered him to get more ham and fish.

He sighed as he trudged to the market. He loved Astrid with all his heart but her hormonal imbalance was scary. Even for him.

Yesterday was a perfect example.

Astrid was standing in the living room of the Thorston house. "Uh, so why are you here again?" Tuffnut asked as he handed Astrid and Hiccup glasses of wine for Hiccup, and cider for Astrid.

"Because Ruffnut has something for Astrid."

"And you can't just go to the arena because?"

"Astrid's been banned from there until after she's given birth."

"I'm scared to ask this but why?"

Hiccup sighed before whispering into his friend's ear. "She did that? With a hammer?" He nodded. "Over his head?" Hiccup nodded again. "Then with an axe?" He nodded again.

"Wow that's why I am scared to ask but WOW! GIRL YOU IS GOOD!" Hiccup elbowed Tuffnut while giving him a look. "C'mon Tuff, don't encourage her!" Tuffnut laughed. "Sorry H, but really that's shocking and good at the same time!" Suddenly Astrid put a hand over her growing baby bump. "Tuffnut am I fat?" The male twin scoffed at his friends question. "Why ask me? Hiccup's your husband."

"I always get his opinion what's yours?"

Tuffnut sighed, his sister warned him that if you called a woman thin when she was pregnant she would freak out and worry about the baby. "Yeah!" He said awkwardly. "You're huge! Bigger than Gobbers dragon Grump!"

Hiccup gulped "Tuff..." He coughed.

"What?"

"You're dead..."

There were flames in Astrid's eyes "WHAT?!"

Tuffnut was out cold for days. She swung her axe across his head then with his mace, she nearly chopped off his cock, luckily Tuffnut dodged just in time.

Tuff fell back unconscious after that and Hiccup did his best to restrain her from doing anything to his poor unconscious body.

Hiccup shuddered.

He hoped that would never happen again...

(Month two of pregnancy)

"HICCUP I ASKED FOR PICKLES NOT ORANGES HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A PICKLE MIXED UP WITH AN ORANGE?!!"

"I'm sorry! They were out of pickles at the market!"

"SO YOU BROUGHT HOME ORANGES?!"

"You love oranges!"

"BUT I ASKED FOR PICKLES!"

Hiccup fell into the splits to dodge a flying axe. Which hit the wall behind him with an echoing thwack.