New Body

San = Virginal Regrets

I knew things when I first woke up. Things I couldn't have possible have learned myself. Things like knowing that this world is called 'Soon-June-key' spelled like Sunjunkie. Literally, 'Sun junkie'. I am a sun junkie now. I am addicted to the sun. Like, metaphorically because of the name and literally. Literally(Important things are always said twice. Thrice?). I can photosynthesise now. I am a plant. I am a being made up of earth- or dirt- that lives off of sun.

I'm still mostly human. Or, humanoid I should say. You know what a golem is? Yeah, I'm one of those. This whole planet is. That's what they are--conscious, living, emotional, self-propelled--golems. Of course, none of them see it that way. To them they are just beings like everyone else. Normal. This is normal for them. For everyone except my tribe.

My tribe is special. So special that a long time ago they were cast out from society. By some spiritualist dude. He knew that our 'consciousnesses' or spirits, are taken from other worlds. He said that, because of this, we aren't 'really' Sunjunkies and banished us.

The other inhabitants of this world are made up of dirt and air. This 'magical air' is known as a 'conscious' once it's condensed. This is when people make babies. Their body is then 'formed' out of purified dirt and rock. By putting the 'consciousness' and the 'form' together the child is now born.

Now, you have to understand something to understand why I'm so against this whole thing.

There is nothing that our bodies do that is 'harmful'. Like, it's practically impossible. This means that you don't sweat or pee or throw up- you just don't. Because your body is always in top form meaning you won't sweat(I don't think we even have glands or pours), anything you eat will either make you grow or like... mend a lost arm or something so you won't pee or throw up because it all just becomes a part of you.

Now, this is where I'm stuck.

No peeing, pooping, or periods means no vagina, penis, or asshole; which means no holes, which means NO SEX. And yes, I checked.

That's right, in this world, SEX IS IMPOSSIBLE.

"I didn't think I would ever come to regret making love to Yuudai." Having experienced the pleasure of intercourse how would I contain these desires of mine without an outlet? It's known that it's bad for men if they don't 'release' every once in a while, but It's terrible for me! I'm crazy about sex! Well, at least I am now that I can't have it. I regret all those times I turned him down. I should have done it even if it meant I had only a few hours of sleep before a test!

I banged my fist on the bed, "And." My fist bounced up and I brought it down again, "His!" I repeated the action, "Name!" Again, "Fits!"

Of course by this I mean the characters used to make his name which mean 'manly' and 'big'.

I groan. Than I get up and start yelling, "Hey! Kitty cat and Pink hair! Get over here! You are going to regret EVER summoning me to this God-forsaken world!" I left the small hut and went searching. Of course, I wasn't actually going to hurt them... But I could certainly whine their ears off. "Imma KILL you! Cut off your ears and dye your hair!" No, really I won't. Promise.