The Hobbit Preference Book

What if they were on Wattpad?

This one was requested by fanficwriterlotr ; What if they were on Wattpad? With Thranduil, Thorin, Kili and Gandalf.

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Thranduil; He stretched his hands, preparing them for battle. Moved his head from side to side to loosen the muscles in his neck. He was ready. 

His fingers danced over the keyboard in a rhythmatic pattern that would shock everyone. How could he put that word after the other? Did he have no boundaries? No, he did not. All he cared about was getting his work out there. 

Thranduil needed to show the world how true fan fiction was written. They were all amateurs. No idea of the magic of words if placed in the right order.

When he was finished with the assault on his keyboard, he allowed himself to sink back into his chair. Lazily he reached for his drink. With one press on the 'publish' button he send his story into the world.

And there he waited for the first comments to pour in beneath his masterpiece.

Thorin; "Aaarrgh!" Once again he had to control himself and not throw his whole damned computer out of the window. He was getting so sick of it. 

Every time he tried to publish his story, it simply didn't work. The website would constantly tell him that his story couldn't be published. One time they even told him that he was writing from two devices at the same time!

Well, Thorin was quite sure that he wasn't. So how did that website dare to spread lies about him? 

He took a sip of his ale and left the page. The story he had saved in Word because he was no rookie. So he didn't have to worry about losing all of his progress. 

Thorin clicked away from the writing page and went to the search bar. If the website wouldn't allow him to write he would read the stories of others. As per usual he typed in the same words as always into the search bar.

"ThorinxReader"

Kili; After a long day of playing soccer Kili finally arrived home. He had been waiting all day for this. No one knew this but Kili enjoyed reading fan fiction on this website called Wattpad. 

He never wrote anything himself because he simply didn't like to write. But somehow, a few months ago, he had stumbled upon stories about a dwarf who carried the same way. There were a lot of smutty stories to be found online.

And so when he needed a good fix he went online to look for those stories.

Some writers were truly amazing with the way they wrote and managed to drag him into another world. Others he simply read because he didn't bother to look for anything else.

What he didn't admit to himself was that he sometimes went out of his way to find non-smutty stories. Instead, on lonely nights, he went looking for stories about true love. Where the reader and 'Kili' would cuddly all night.

Tonight he went for those stories. Eventually, at one a.m., he fell asleep peacefully.

Gandalf; A silly grin on his face and determination in his eyes, Gandalf sat down behind his desktop. It was finally time.

He went to the website and clicked on the first book that he laid his eyes on. And so it began.

"What a fool! It is 'you're' as in you are, not 'your' in this sentence!!!!"

"HOW DO YOU EVEN DARE TO SUGGEST THAT GANDALF SWINGS BOTH WAYS! SCANDULOUS!!"

"This is a lovely story... you made me cry myself to sleep :'( STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH!"

From the corner of his eye he could see a new message popping up. He quickly went to his inbox. Another message from his dear friend 'Poophair_75' was waiting there. Together they were the grammar-nazi's. 

Everywhere they went they spread horror, fear and terrifying corrections to people' grammar.

"There is a book that we should jump on together... there are so many mistakes" send by Poophair_75.

Gandalf reached for his black sunglasses and put them on. Whitesocksarecool replied: "Let's get this party started."