The Hobbit Preference Book

How would they react if you got in a violent fight?

Requested by PinguDubbeW ; How would they react if you got in a kinda violent fight with someone? With Thorin, Legolas, Elrond and Pippin.

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Thorin; And you had done it again. Wasn't that simply marvellous? Grump got up from his chair, his upper muscles already flexing. "Now you've done it" he growled, picking up a chair with one hand and throwing it straigt at you.

You ducked just in time. The chair wooshed over your head. It slammed against the wooden wall, leaving only a few recognizable pieces behind.

"I feel like we haven't been properly introduced before" you said as you jumped out of the way of Grump. He only managed to pull one string of hair from your head. "Oh, look now, you shouldn't have done that. Can I tell you why?"

Grump sniffed at the hair that he held in his hand. A creepy smile formed on his lips.

All of a sudden, the whole inn fell quiet.

Grump still advanced towards you, he hadn't noticed the shift in atmosphere. He stood still in front of you. "Why aren't you moving? Aren't you afraid? Only a fool wouldn't be afraid of me."

He fell over, with his face first onto a wooden table. You carefully stepped out of the way.

"Well, you see, I am the consort of the king. He doesn't care for other man that threaten my life."

Thorin pulled you against him. "What did you do this time, my love? One day I am not going to be there in time and you are going to get yourself killed."

You shrugged. "It wasn't something I did. It was something his face did that I disagreed with." You placed a kiss on the tip of his nose. "And you know that I love it when you get all protective!"

Legolas; How did trees even move? Like, not just sway with the wind but actually move; roots coming out of the ground and taking actual steps towards you. They weren't even like Treebeard, just random trees doing random things.

And you were randomly annoyed with this situation since you had randomly ran into them.

How randomly inconvenient.

You weren't sure what or who had driven them to get up so you weren't that intent on cutting them up with your sword. Who knew, maybe they were controlled by some evil forces?

So instead you did what any sane elf would do. You ran for your life.

Jumping from brench to brench you narrowly avoided being slapped down by one of the brenches of the attacking tree. Leaves almost obscurred your view completely. Then you were hit in the face, hard, by a branch.

The attack send you tumbling to the ground. You expected to feel the ground when instead someone caught you. "I knew you were beautiful but I now I know you were actually send from above." Legolas put you down on your feet gently.

He immediately reached for his swords. "I will handle this, my lady." Before you could protest, he was gone, fighting the tree monsters.

You shook your head. "I was doing fine on my own!"

"Of course you were love!"

Elrond; "This time you have chosed the wrong elf to mess with" Elrond spat. He circled the orc with his sword in hands. You were sitting on  rock behind his back, looking at your scraped knee.

"You know, we were just having a friendly conversation. There was no need for you to intervene" you said stubbornly.

Elrond didn't look back, but you could picture the look on his face. "And I am sure you are right. That sword that was about to pierce through your stomache was merily a nice suggestion from your conversation partner."

The orc ran towards the elven lord, their swords clashed. The orc growled.

"Can I get back into the fight now? He is almost done for anyway" you whined.

Elrond took a few, slow steps back, away from the orc. "If you didn't realize this already, then I will explain it to you. This happens to be a rescue mission. You could have gotten yourself hurt." He readied himself. "And we can't have that."

You watched as he jumped up high into the sky. The orc couldn't follow him, the sun prevented him from following his enemy until it was too late. Elrond came down, one swing with his sword was enough to take its head off. He landed gracefully on the ground.

"Now that  was a clean sweep" you said impressed.

Pippin; "Excuse me... I am going to have to kick your behind!" Pippin said. He was standing in front of the man who had wanted to attack you with his two axes. Pippin was standing there with two fists held up in front of his face.

Perhaps he was afraid that the man would hit him in the face.

"I seem to remember me having a problem with that one over there" the man said, pointing at you. "When did I get into trouble with you?"

Pippin laughed nervously. "The moment you said you wanted to attack my friend! No one gets through me!" He made an indignant sound when the man picked him up and put him to the side. "Now that is hardly fair!"

The man walked towards you but Pippin walked up to him and held still in front of him. "Now listen, you can't just put me aside and think that I'm don- HEY!" Once again the man picked him up and put the hobbit out of his way.

You raised an eyebrow. Were you supposed to be amused or terrified?

"I've had it with you!" Pippin yelled. He jumped up high and landed on the man' back. His fingers went to the man' sides and he started tickling.

Apparently the man was very ticklish.

"Run, (y/n), run!" Pippin yelled. You didn't need to be told twice. Pippin tickled the man some more before he also took off. The man was left on the ground, laughing still.