For the Parents

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"People of Hyperion Heights, give it up to my granddaughter and the Belfrey girls!" Regina announces over the mic.

Lucy walked out on stage first. "Hey guys! Give it up to my beautiful aunts! Aunt Anastasia."

Anastasia walked up to the stage and stops to the mic in the far left.

"Aunt Drizzela."

Drizzela stomped up on stage, "I don't sing or dance."

"And Cool Aunt Seraphina!"

I waved as I walked up to the mic beside Drizzela's.

Then the song Dance Like Yo Daddy by Meghan Trainor started and Lucy started to sing:

Dance like yo daddy
Dance like yo daddy
Da-Dance like yo daddy
Try not to dance too much

Been working way too much, I need a day off
Damn this beat go hard (so hard)
And all I wanna do (wanna dance with you)
That's all I wanna do (wanna dance with you)
Don't worry about the way you look
there ain't nobody judging you (wanna dance with you)

I want you dance like yo daddy (come on)
Dance like yo daddy (come on)

Lucy looked at the three of us while she sang. "Come on, Aunt Sera." she smiles, "Move like yo mama."
Come on and move like yo mama, you know you wanna
Go dance like yo daddy (dance like yo daddy)
And if you care what they're thinking then you can't have fun so come on
Let's go

Push down that flow and shoulder roll, and shoulder roll
I said push down that flow and shoulder roll, and shoulder roll
Now hitch, to the left, and hitch, to the right, can you overbite?
Can you old men overbite?
Simon says go touch your nose, Lucy
says touch your toes (touch your toes)
I can't touch my toes

My daddy told me how to do my own thing
He said to let it out, long as you find your groove
(Be a dancing fool)
Go ahead and find your groove
(Be a dancing fool)
Make sure you stand out in the crowd and show them all what you can do
(Be a dancing fool)

I want you dance like yo daddy (come on)
Dance like yo daddy (come on)
Come on and move like yo mama, you know you wanna
Go dance like yo daddy (dance like yo daddy)
And if you care what they're thinking then you can't have fun so come on
Let's go

Push down that flow and shoulder roll, and shoulder roll
I said push down that flow and shoulder roll, and shoulder roll
Now hitch, to the left, and hitch, to the right, can you overbite?
Can you old men overbite?
Simon says go touch your nose, Lucy says touch your toes
But like, I still can't touch my toes

I want you dance like yo daddy (come on)
Dance like yo daddy (come on)
Come on and move like yo mama, you know you wanna
Go dance like yo daddy (dance like yo daddy)
And if you care what they think then you can't have fun so come on

Dance like yo daddy (shoulder roll, shoulder roll)
Dance like yo daddy (shoulder roll, shoulder roll)
Let's go

"I hate you." I sigh.

"No, you love me." Lucy smirks.

I stick out my tongue, "Oh Child!"

"Oh old person." she retorts.

"I'm not that old!"

"She's right," Drizzela smirks, "that's why you're the baby."

I glared at my sister. "Come here, baby." mother call smiling.

I frowned at her, "Not helping, Mother!"

"Sing about it!" Lucy hands me the mic.

I took the mic, "Now, I'm pretty certain I will be in trouble after singing this but here goes. Music, please.:
I love it when it's loud
I love it when it's big
You can feel it in the crowd
Come on bang dem sticks
I said I love it when it's loud
I love it when it's big
'Cause you can feel it in the crowd
Come on bang dem sticks

Till I'm drummer, sicker than the swine flu
Don't really need medication
He got a tissue
And when he bang bang, don't need to bug him
But he might be smoother than my, my favorite copy when it plays
He got a hold on me
And erase, you got the winning streak
And ain't nobody got a drummer like mine
He can bang dem sticks, he can throw them high

I got a thing for a drummers
Had a big chase of my heart
I gotta thing for drummers
So baby show off all them tricks and bang them sticks

I got a thing for a drummers
Had a big chase of my heart
I gotta thing for drummers
So baby show off all them tricks and bang them sticks

I love it when it's loud
I love it when it's big
You can feel it in the crowd
Come on bang dem sticks
I said I love it when it's loud
I love it when it's big
'Cause you can feel it in the crowd
Come on bang dem sticks

I don't think they're ready, it's ok

Triple it, triple it, all that shit
He looking so good when he bang them sticks
He can do the favorite little with a little of samba
And all the girls, I want your drummer's number
But what a minute, what trick is going on?
You're here to see him train because you love my songs
But here we go again with the double stroke
And I ain't talking dirty I ain't makin no jokes nu uh nu uh
And he could play all night whatever get you hype girls whatever gets you high.
'Cause ain't nodody got a drummer like mine,
He can bang them sticks
He can throw them high come on

I got a thing for a drummers
Had a big chase of my heart
I gotta thing for drummers
So baby show off all them tricks and bang them sticks

I got a thing for a drummers
Had a big chase of my heart
I gotta thing for drummers
So baby show off all them tricks and bang them sticks

I love it when it's loud
I love it when it's big
You can feel it in the crowd
Come on bang dem sticks
I said I love it when it's loud
I love it when it's big
'Cause you can feel it in the crowd
Come on bang dem sticks

Come bang dem sticks, bang dem sticks
Come on bang dem sticks
So baby show off all them tricks and bang them sticks
Come on bang dem sticks

How's that for innocent?" I ask.

"Ok... not so innocent," mother admits, "but you're still my baby."

"Oh come on!" I look up to the sky.

"Let it go, Sera." Drizzela smirks, "Mother will always see you as the baby cause you are the baby- the youngest one."

"I give up!" I exasperate.

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