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The team is standing in front of a dark purple door where Zarkon has sent them, feeling something was up the team decided to rush in, taking down the big door they run into the empty room,

"Oh, it wasn't a trap after all." Shiro says,

The comms crackel hearing a small 'shit!' before Zarkons voice could be heard, The team sees a glass panel where Zarkon stands who spotted them too before turning around and entering the room.
"Well it should've been." Zarkon says,

"Well you didn't do a great job at it." Pidsge says in all her sassy greatness.

"No shit Sherlock." Zarkon huffs like a baby.

Pidge comes back and says
"I'm not Sherlock I'm Pidge." The hole team goes,
"OOOOooooHHHHHHH!!!!"

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"Keith, Keith!" Lance called Keith running down the hall, Keith turned around.
"What's up?" Smiling brightly at him Lance said,
"Let me tell you a joke I once heard from my cousin! Why did Shiro throw butter out of the window?"
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"To see a butter-fly!" Looking at Keith with a big Goofy smile he awaits his response, Keith just looks confused around him.
"It-it doesn't make sense..... Shiro would never do that..." Than a look of betray crawls up his features and he glares at Lance.
"Why would you lie to me? I thought we had a bonding moment!!"

"Why would you lie to me? I thought we had a bonding moment!!"

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Lance: why is Hunk the yellow paladin? He should be the GOLDEN paladin, he's a luxury only a few can afford so tell me why he is not the golden paladin?

Hunk: ......bro *teary eyed*

Pidge: *jumping out of the vent* you're damm right Lance, Hunk should be the golden paladin!

Lance: I know right! Okay I'm making a statement here, from now on Hunk is the golden paladin say aye if u with me!

Pidge: and if not suck an ASSHOLE!

Lance: AYE

Pidge: AYE!

Shiro & Keith: *all sweaty from the training they just abandoned* AYE!!

Allura & Coran: *dropping outa nowhere* AYE!!!

The BOM: *just casually floating somewhere far away from the castle*
Aye...

Hunk: *tears already slipping but holding back a flood of joyful tears* guyyyys...
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Shiro: btw Pidge language

Pidge: are you serious????

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Zarkon: You're to late shitheads! You'll never stop me now!

Shiro: That's where you're wrong BITCH! We will stop you with the power of:

Hunk: Friendship!

Lance: Harmony!

Keith: Incredible violence.

Pidge: And love!

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Lance: incredible violence, really?"

Keith: Hey I'm being realistic here, y'all quoting some my little pony shit.

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Shiro: The ship has been destroyed.

Allura: The castle? Atlas?

Shiro: No.

Allura: ....Klance?

*tear slipping down his face*: yeah..

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*Pidge does something smart*

Matt: Are you trying to make the rest of us look stupid?

Pidge: I'm not trying. It's just happening.





THAT'S IT THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!!
*waves off the crowd while throwing sunglasses into the abyss of klance*

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 17, 2018 ⏰

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