Klance/Langst Oneshots

Funny moments

(These stories aren't totely mine I found like the base of it (like person a and person b)and put my own swing on but the last one I found inspiration so that is more my story so if you found something similar this is why)

1
Pidge was mad at everybody for interrupting her for almost two hours straight. So she decided to climb into the vents and scream to everyone when they noticed Pidge in the vents.

Pidge: "You idiots can never do shit without my help! Except for Coran he did nothing wrong!

Shiro: "Pidge get down from there now!!"

Pidge: "No!! you made me do this."

Lance: "Come on Pidgeon don't be like this."

Pidge: "Shut it Lance!!"

Shiro: "Pidge language!"

Hunk: "Guys calm down let me handle this."

Hunk: "Get down from there."

Pidge: "Like that's going to get me down from here."

Hunk: "I'm going to call the police."

Pidge: "Go ahead, I'll fight them!"

Hunk: "I have peanut butter."

Pidge: *gets down and gets the peanut butter* "I totally would've fought them."

Hunk: *pets her hair* "I know you would"
END.

2
An alien walks up to Kieth and Lance who are holding hands she sees the rings on there fingers and says:

Alien: "Are you two married??

Lance: "No we're en- gay-ed! *Uses finger guns*

Keith: "Can I get a early divorce?"
END.

3
Lance walk around the castle he is bored out if his mind. There is no training no galra to attack and no one to talk to. So he decided to irritate someone. He walks in the chilling area and sees Keith just lying on the couch. Lance sneaks up from behind him and sees how peaceful he sleeps. He looks closer.

'he actually looks cute when he isn't being a grumpy cat.' Lance thought.

He sees his dark thick eyelashes that brush softly over his beautiful porselain skin. He has little frekkels on the bridge of his nose than Lance looks at his lips. His lips are pinkish red and a bit puffy.

'They look so kissable.'

How has he never seen Keith's beauty before he questioned himself. He keeps staring at Keith he hadn't noticed that he was really close to the smaller male.

Keith woke up by a feeling of air against his face. He flutters his eyes open and sees Lance hovering over him there faces a few inches from each other. "What are you doing? Keith asked. Lance panicked he was a few inches away from Keith looking at his beautiful purple eyes he never noticed before and now he is awake. Lance blushed he didn't back away.

"Uhhhh i don't know?" It was more like a question than a answer.

"Are you going to move or what?" Keith looked at him waiting for something to happen.
Lance just stood there frozen not knowing what to do, Keith sighs leaning in and kisses Lance. Lance was in total shock the feeling of Keith's lips against his was amazing. After a few seconds he started to kiss him back, they kissed each other for a few minutes before Keith broke the kiss. With a whine from Lance he sat up and Lance climb over the couch next to him.
They stared at each other before Lance broke the silence.

"I think i like you." Lance stated as he looked at Keith's beautiful eyes.

"You know I have liked you for awhile." Keith said.

"Oh how couldn't you. Just look at me." Lance smirked at him. Keith gave him a glare stood up and walked away.

"Aaaaahhhh babe no please stay." Lance pouted.

"You ruined the moment Lance."

"No babe, sugar, kitten, señorita come back." Lance said hanging over the couch.

"Lance I am not a girl!" Keith yelled from the hallway on his way to the kitchen. Lance smirked before going after Keith.

"I'll still fuck you even tho you're a boy" he laughed. "LANCE!!!"
END.