Fairyton

Guns and Ships

Natsu had remained home. Burr stood alone before going into battle. 

How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower,

Somehow defeat a global superpower?

How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?

Leave the battlefield waving Laki Ross' flag higher?

Yo! Turns out we have a secret weapon!

An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step in!

He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the Boscan henchmen! Burr thought to himself as the one he described approached.

"EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR FIORE'S FAVORITE FIGHTING JOYANMAN!" He shouted to his comrades.

"LAFAYETTE!" They responded. He approached and stood in front of his comrades.

"I'm takin' this horse by the reins, makin' redcoats redder with bloodstains!" He screamed as he jumped onto a horse. They went into battle.

"LAFAYETTE!" They praised.

"And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop and burn up and scatter their remains! I'M-" He took charge of the battle.

"LAFAYETTE!" They finished his sentence.

"Watch me engagin' em!

Escapin' em,

Enragin' em!

REGULUS! I'm-" He used magic against the Boscan forces. The Zenith of Regulus.

"LAFAYETTE!" They groveled.

"I go to Joya for more funds!" He explained.

"LAFAYETTE!" They screamed.

"I come back with more guns!

And ships.

And so the balance shifts." He cocked a rifle.

"We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts." Washington declared breathlessly as he met with Lafayette in a war room where they planned a strategy.

"We can end this war in Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but for this to succeed, there is someone else we need:" Lafayette strategized.

"I know.

Hamilton!"

 Washington affirmed.

"Sir, he knows what to do in a trench. Ingenuitive and fluent in Joyan. I mean-" Lafayette praised him.

"Hamilton!" Washington cut him off.

"Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually! What's he gonna do on the bench? I mean-" Lafayette stated the obvious.

"Hamilton!" Washington finished.

"No one has more resilience or matches my practical tactical brilliance-" Lafayette kept up with the flattery.

"Hamilton!" Washington got the point.

"You wanna fight for your land back?" Lafayette asked.

"I need my right-hand man back!" Washington realized.

"Ah! Uh, get your right-hand man back! You know you gotta get your right-hand man back! I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter but the sooner, the better! To get your right-hand man back!" Lafayette declared.

"Natsu Hamilton..

Troops are waiting in the field for you.

If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide.

Oh, Natsu Hamilton...

I have soldiers that will yield for you..

If we manage to get this right...

They'll surrender by early night...

The world will never be the same, Natsu." Washington pleaded with him through a communication lacrima.