"How does the hot-headed, short-tempered, Protean creator of the Coast Guard, founder of the Magnolia Post, ardently abuse his cabinet post, destroy his reputation.. welcome, folks, to the Adams Administration!
Jefferson's the runner-up, which makes him the vice president!" Burr stared at Jefferson, envious of his power.
"Washington can't help you now, no more Mister Nice President!" He gloated to Natsu, who was already furious.
Burr thought silently as these events happened: Adams fires Hamilton, privately calls him 'gecko bastard' in his taunts.
"What?!" Even Jefferson was bothered by this. Hamilton publishes his response:
Natsu was more angry then he'd ever been. He decided to send a message to the "president".
"An open letter to the fat, arrogant, anti-charismatic national embarrassment known as President Precht Adams-" He began.
"SHIT!" Burr froze the lacrima, but Natsu melted the ice off and ranted:
"The man's irrational, he claims that I'm in league with Bosco in some vast international intrigue?!
BITCH, PLEASE!
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN'!
YOU'RE ALWAYS GOIN' BERSERK, BUT YA NEVER SHOW UP TO WORK!
GIVE MY REGARDS TO ULTEAR NEXT TIME YOU WRITE ABOUT MY LACK OF MORAL COMPASS!
AT LEAST I DO MY JOB UP IN THIS RUMPUS!
THE LINE IS BEHIND ME, I CROSSED IT AGAIN!
WHILE THE PRESIDENT LOST IT AGAIN!
Awww...
Such a rough life,better run tell ya wife,
'YO, THE BOSS IS IN MIDIRAN AGAIN!'
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION:
WHO SITS,
AT YOUR DESK WHEN YOU'RE IN AMEFURASHI?!
THEY WERE CALLING YOU A DICK BACK IN '76,
BUT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING NEW SINCE!
YOU NUISANCE WITH NO SENSE!
YOU WILL DIE OF IRRELEVANCE!
GO AHEAD!
YOU CAN CALL ME THE DEVIL,
YOU ASPIRE TO MY LEVEL,
YOU ASPIRE TO MALEVOLENCE!
SAY HI TO THE JEFFERSONS!
AND ALL THE SPIES AROUND ME,
MAYBE THEY CAN CONFIRM!
I DON'T CARE IF I KILL MY CAREER WITH THIS MESSAGE!
I'M CONFININ' YOU TO ONE TERM!
SIT DOWN, PRECHT, YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He roared, then punched the closest wall.
"HAMILTON IS OUT OF CONTROL!" Burr frantically stated the obvious.
"This is great! He's out of power, he holds no office! And he just destroyed President Precht Adams, the only significant member of his party." Madison was ecstatic.
"Hamilton is a host unto himself. As long as he can hold a pen, he's a threat. Let's let him know what we know." Jefferson contemplated.
YOU ARE READING
Fairyton
Teen FictionBack to FT musicals! I could not resist the idea anymore. I'm sorry if this is redundant, but it's Fairy Tail and Hamilton! TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS! Also, I should probably rate this mature for swears.
