Sitting on a roof. The soft green muscular giant sat there, legs dangling. The only one who wasn't drunk. I had to talk to him. He was beautiful. I had to talk to him.
Info: Gordon Ramsay's Pov. A lot of photoshop images. Good plot-twist. Weird as f...
For fucks sake. I've wasted 2 strippers on Grizzly. I know about 666, they're Angelina's children. I know a lot, but half of them are Zebras. I'm really into Zebras, don't judge.
Lauren was now starting to pet Gerard's uni-brow. He liked it and giggled. So she started riding him. Disturbed, I looked away. Grizzly was crying, his abs all tense, it was sad.
I have to find another stripper, but that would be successful this time. There HAS to be a stripper around here.
I used my sixth sense to find a stripper in the crowd. I found one, it was a male, but he was probably down to flirt with Grizzly.
I walk up to him, and say.
''I know you're a stripper, I'll pay good money to make you do everything I want...'' I whisper to his wolf ear.
We walk to a private room inside the house.
''How much?'' He asked through his mask.
OH. I forgot to mention he was a Furry. A stripper furry... But I think I saw him somewhere.
''Did I see you somewhere before?'' I ask still trying to remember.
''Oh yeah. I'm in a group. ''The 3 Furrigos'' I'm the singer.'' He says maybe smiling, I don't know. I can't see his real face.
Wow. A singing Furry stripper.
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''I'm Alex by the way.''
Plz don't kill me Alex irl if you're reading this.
''Well anyway. Here's what you're going to do.'' I tell him the plan and he agrees. ''I'll give you 200 bucks upstairs once you dumb him.''
''Okay. But warning. It might take a little while. About 30 minutes.'' He says. That was perfect timing. I leave, and go upstairs to emotionally prepare Pus'N'Boots.
Pus'N'Boots started swearing in Spanish.
''WHERE WERE YOU?! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 2 HOURS.''
I roll my eyes.
''Hasta Luego...''(So long in Spanish.) ''Look. Listen up. In...'' I look at my clock. ''20 minutes, Grizzly is going to come upstairs, he'll be happy, and he'll be with a guy I paid to dump him. Once he'll be dumped, he'll be sad. You'll make him happy again, and offer him a date. Okay?''
He nods a bit confused. I tell him about all my plan, and the 2 strippers.
''Maybe... Since you've worked so hard.'' He says. ''I could just tell you what to talk about with Shrek?''
Excited, I smile.
''PLEASE TELL ME. I'VE WASTED 2 STRIPPERS ON HIM.'' I scream out excitedly.
''Talk about-''
Right when he was about to say it, the door to the roof opened. Alex and Grizzly were there.
