I'm number 1 in Shrekisloveshrekislife now. Which, what the actual fuck? Well, in a way. It's kinda understandable. There IS Shrek in my story, and it IS extremely fucked up, which people seem to enjoy...
I'm kinda happy Shrek is an over-dated meme, because... What the fuck will people do? But anyways.
I thought I'd just write some short stories, of this story. (Tryna get 1.3 reads, for... Personal reason... Mostly to make my friend AceBuzz jealous... Hahahahahahahahaha)
So... SHORT STORIES!

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Shrek X Gordon Ramsay (Completed BITCHES.)
HumorSitting on a roof. The soft green muscular giant sat there, legs dangling. The only one who wasn't drunk. I had to talk to him. He was beautiful. I had to talk to him. Info: Gordon Ramsay's Pov. A lot of photoshop images. Good plot-twist. Weird as f...