Chp. 1: Donkey's Party

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It all started at Donkey's party. You might be terribly confused on how the fuck Gordan Ramsay would ever know such an annoying character as, Donkey. But here I was. One of Donkey's best friends.

Well. It's all simple. Did you know Donkey is actually a millionaire, and that actually, he's a great chef and is also the creator of Burritos? Well. Not exactly. He's invented Burrito-Nuggets.

Delicious and surprisingly healthy

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Delicious and surprisingly healthy. I even think McDonald bought this brilliant invention. He even won an award from sexy Ronald.

Back to the subject. So Donkey made a party and invited me, and let me tell you how big Donkey's house is. IT'S HUGE.

There were so many people there, and I was so drunk

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There were so many people there, and I was so drunk. People were all dancing and singing, and some were fucking. And then... I saw him. The green-skinned giant, he wasn't drunk. He was just sitting there grumpily.

He looked depressed and angry. Alone there. Just sitting on the roof. He was so beautiful. I had to talk to him.

It's finally here. I'm so sorry for creating this.

IDK if I'll continue. Only if I get enough reads and enough

votes... Which would surprise me but... Whatever.

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