It all started at Donkey's party. You might be terribly confused on how the fuck Gordan Ramsay would ever know such an annoying character as, Donkey. But here I was. One of Donkey's best friends.
Well. It's all simple. Did you know Donkey is actually a millionaire, and that actually, he's a great chef and is also the creator of Burritos? Well. Not exactly. He's invented Burrito-Nuggets.
Delicious and surprisingly healthy. I even think McDonald bought this brilliant invention. He even won an award from sexy Ronald.
Back to the subject. So Donkey made a party and invited me, and let me tell you how big Donkey's house is. IT'S HUGE.
There were so many people there, and I was so drunk. People were all dancing and singing, and some were fucking. And then... I saw him. The green-skinned giant, he wasn't drunk. He was just sitting there grumpily.
He looked depressed and angry. Alone there. Just sitting on the roof. He was so beautiful. I had to talk to him.
It's finally here. I'm so sorry for creating this.
IDK if I'll continue. Only if I get enough reads and enough
votes... Which would surprise me but... Whatever.
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Shrek X Gordon Ramsay (Completed BITCHES.)
HumorSitting on a roof. The soft green muscular giant sat there, legs dangling. The only one who wasn't drunk. I had to talk to him. He was beautiful. I had to talk to him. Info: Gordon Ramsay's Pov. A lot of photoshop images. Good plot-twist. Weird as f...