Things that they (absolutely have not) said.
Ripped straight from my Tumblr.
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Wild Time: It's pretty dark in here... It's kinda spooky.
Iron Ram: Don't worry, I got this.
Iron Ram: *turns into metal*
Iron Ram: *eyes light up*
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Double Diamond: I think we're missing something...
Wild Time: Teamwork?
Lachlan: Cohesion?
Pyrobolt: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Pyrobolt: I think I did okay!
(insert explosion in the background)
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Iron Ram: *looking at passed out thugs* I think we did alright.
Iron Ram: Hmm? What's this? *stuffs white powers into mouth*
Wild Time: Well? What is it?
Iron Ram: *slowly nodding* Definitely cocaine.
Wild Time: What?! Are you alright?!
Iron Ram: Yeah I'm fi-
Iron Ram: I CAN'T FEEL MY TONGUE!
Wild Time: OH SHIT! WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
Iron Ram: CALL THE COPS!
Wild Time: WE CAN'T, THEY'LL ARREST US!!!
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Pyrobolt: *lights arms on fire* It's time to fight fire with fire!
Blue Rose: Everything is just more on fire now.
Pyrobolt: Maybe we should have used water.
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Wild Time: If you want to kill the Prince, you'll have to kill me first!
Iron Ram: And if you want to kill him, you'll have to get through me!!!
Pyrobolt: And if you want to kill Wild we'll have to... Negotiate something out...
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Wild Time: What makes you think that I'm mad?!
Iron Ram: How about the dozen or so arrows in the wall?
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Prince: I'm going to Taco Bell, you want anything?
Double Diamond: I want my friends back...
Prince: ...
Prince: I've got twelve dollars.
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Blue Rose: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Pyrobolt: Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for life.
Blue Rose: ...
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Wild Time: Alright, I think we can break in, but be subtle.
Iron Ram: Subtle. Got it.
Iron Ram: *proceeds to kick door repeatedly*
Wild Time: That's not subtle.
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Blue Rose: I'm a fragile, forest loving creature, SO DON'T EVER YELL AT ME YOU FUCKING FUCK OR I'LL FEED YOU TO MY PLANTS!
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Iron Ram: *pinning a thug against a wall* Alright! Put your back behind your hands!!!
Wild Time: Other way.
Iron Ram: Put your hands behind you're back!
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ild Time: *dangling from the ledge of a building* ...shit.
Iron Ram: Wild! Don't let go!
Wild Time: Why on Earth would I let go?! Just get the Prince so he can levitate me outta here!
Pyrobolt: *rushes to the scene* Hey! Don't let go, Wild Time!
Wild Time: Do you guys have any other advice?!
Blue Rose: *finally arriving* Hey dude, don't let go, okay?!
Wild Time: YES, I KNOW, WE'RE PRETTY MUCH ON THE SAME PAGE!
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Majestic Book of Randomness
RandomJust a side book for any tags, random ideas, and stuff like that. So majestic.
