Since you guys loved the last one, here are some more things that they have(n't) said.
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Prince: I love this whole 'good cop, bad cop' you and Wild have going on.
Iron Ram: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice, and Wild's not.
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Wild Time: Say you wake up one day with my powers, with the ability to freeze time for a limited amount of time. What's the first thing you would do with your new found powers?
Pyrobolt: Take a nap.
Wild Time: You... You just woke up.
Pyrobolt: ...I'd still take a nap.
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Blue Rose: Iron! Are you hurt?
Iron Ram: Indeed.
Blue Rose: Where?
Iron Ram: My pride.
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Wild Time: Come on Prince, where's your sense of adventure?
Prince: It died a slow and painful death when those fucking bats flew in from the rafters.
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Blue Rose: *on the phone* Alright Preston, I ditched the cops, I'm on my way home now.
Pyrobolt: Yeah, okay, but I've got some news.
Blue Rose: *sigh*
Blue Rose: What happened?
Pyrobolt: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the house while you were gone...?
Blue Rose: You burned down the house?!
Pyrobolt: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately!
Pyrobolt: ...
Pyrobolt: This is a success story.
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Wild Time: Yo, what's the scoop?
Iron Ram: *zooms by while surfing on top of a car*
Iron Ram: Penis!
Iron Ram: *car crashes into another car*
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Pyrobolt, after maybe causing something to explode: Is the building on fire?
Blue Rose: Uhhh, no, but it's gonna need one hell of a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.
Double Diamond, upon finding the same building: Hmm. The debris embedded in the remains suggests an explosion.
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Majestic Book of Randomness
RastgeleJust a side book for any tags, random ideas, and stuff like that. So majestic.
