so this is a thing.

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(I am so sorry for this)

There once was a dog named Rover.

Rover lived in a nice gingerbread dog house.

The squirrels liked to pick on Rover.

Rover didn't like that.

One day Rover snapped.

He coated his doghouse with the blood of his enemies. And decorated it with their bones.

 And decorated it with their bones

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The squirrels won't bother Rover anymore

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The squirrels won't bother Rover anymore.




(WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME)

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