Majestic Book of Randomness

A Plausible Question. (NAHWC)

Pyrobolt was staring at him. Iron didn't know why, and he gulped under the other superhuman's narrowed eyes. He couldn't make out his emotions through the bandana, but Iron was sure that it wasn't good.

"So, it's really cold out, right?" Pyrobolt asked him.

"Y-Yeah." Iron stuttered. "It is Canada. It's freezing out."

Pyrobolt hummed and nodded his head, as if confirming his own thought.

"So, tell me." Pyrobolt continued, in the most serious, deadpan voice possible. "If I were to lick you, would my tounge stick to you?"

"... What-"