Majestic Book of Randomness

Please. I beg. Please give me one-shot prompts.

Yeah, like the title said:

Please give me one-shot prompts!

I'm going away for the week and that means I won't have access to my home computer, which means I can't work on my normal stuff.

But our vacation is to the beach, and I hate the beach, so I'll be spending a lot of time by myself in our hotel room. Please give me prompts!!!!! I might not get to most of them but I want to write something!