Majestic Book of Randomness

Even More Incorrect NAHWC

{ Sorry if this repubs a bit, I've got bad Glitchpad atm }

These are fun to make. XD

I also love shit-posting NAHWC stuff.

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Pyrobolt: I came for arson, but I'll settle for assault.

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Blue: Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.

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Wild, looking at a bunch of knocked out criminals: What the hell did you do?!

Iron: To my defense, I was left unsupervised.

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Blue: I'm- I'm at a loss for words-

Pyrobolt, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, he yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Wild: Uh, biggums, can I ask a quick question?

Iron: Yeah.

Wild: Why are we lying on the floor? Surrounded by knocked out criminals?

Iron: Well, you pushed your powers too hars and knocked yourself out, so I finished the job and laid down next to you so people would think we were just chilling.

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Blue: Shout out to all of the bullets that keep somehow missing me; You rock, keep doing what you're doing.

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Double: I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days.

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Prince: So how do we get inside if it's locked?

Wild: Don't worry, Iron has the keys.

Iron: *punches a hole through the fucking door*

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Pyrobolt, texting Blue: Hey, what do you would happen if I try and shock some grapes?

[Later]

Pyrobolt: THEY EXPLODE!

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Double, to Howler: Why don't you just take this stupid quilt tripping of yours and shove it up your ass!

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Pyrobolt: *screaming*

Wild: *trying to scream louder and establish dominance*

Iron: He's going to give himself a sensory overload if he keeps doing this. I should probably intervene.

Prince:  No, wait, I want to see who wins.

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Double: I'll sleep when I die.

Prince: YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T GET ANY SLEEP!

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S.S. Member: You're insolence goes too far!

Iron: Wrong! It can go a lot farther!

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Blue: News flash. I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm just making stuff up as I go along.

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Pyrobolt: I looked down and was like "Oh shit that's blood." Then it was like "Wait that's not my blood." And I was like "Whose blood is this?"

- BONUS!

Jerome: Bingo!

Mitch: Dude, we're playing UNO.

Rob: I thought we were playing Poker.

Preston: Wait, we aren't playing Go Fish?

Vikk: I guess this is a bad time to say that I thought we were playing Old Maid?

Lachlan: Tic-tac-toe, I win!