The Woodscouts...

Camp "Activities"

Max was dragged off to a set of obstacle courses and was stunned at how crazy and dangerous they looked.

"This can't be allowed at a camp, can it?" Max asked still looking at the obstacle course, that now had a fire.

"How about you "can it" and get started already." Pikeman said as he shoved Max into the course. 

"Woah! Agh! What the Fuck!?! OW! WHY DO ALL THE CAMPS I EVER GET SENT TO SUCK?!?" Max exclaimed while trying to dodge multiple sharp objects.

"Max, you might want to watch out." Pikeman said as he pointed to something coming right for Max.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M- Oh shit-" He said as he was hit with a huge rock, right in the eye. "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! Whywhywhywhywhywhy!?!" Max whined as he held his eye.

Pikeman looked down at Max and said, "Pathetic... Snake got hit in the eye and didn't complain once." 

"Fuck you Pikem-Agh!" He said while getting kicked in the stomach. 

"That will teach you not to be such an asshole." Pikeman said as he kicked Max again. 

Max was now laying on the ground with a black eye, on the verge of tears. 

"Goddammit...Why? Not fucking again! I can't go through this same kind of torture I went through at home, here! I need to get the fuck out of here. I wonder what the others are doing right now, hopefully trying to find a way to get me out of here."

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Back at Camp Campbell, everyone was panicking, trying to figure out a way to get Max back, well, everyone except Nurf. Nurf was glad Max was gone, he thought he was an asshole. 

"DAVID! WHAT DO WE DO?!" Nikki screamed in David's face. 

David was also panicking so he screamed back, "I DON"T KNOW! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!" 

Gwen facepalmed at the panicking mess David had turned into, then she said, " Let's just go over there and get him back, it's really that simple." 

David looked at Gwen then went over to her and said, "It's not just, 'that simple.' Have you ever met the counselor over there? He's terrifying!" 

Gwen then shrugged her shoulders and calmly said, "Fine, then we leave him there, he was always a little shit anyway." 

But Nikki and Neil heard this and started freaking out, Then Nikki screamed, "WE HAVE TO GET MAX BACK! Who will go on adventures with me and not be a pussy about it like Neil?" 

"Hey!" Neil yelled insulted. 

Nikki then turned to Nurf, "Who will help you torture David?" Then she looked at Harrison, "Who will be your dummy when you try out new magic tricks?" She looked at Gwen, "Who will tell you that you need to stay in reality and not always expect everything good will happen to you, like in your dumb shows?" 

Gwen grunted but nodded. 

Nikki looked at Neil, "Who will listen to you when you rant about science?"

Nikki then looked at David, "Who will always tell you that you are nothing, just so you can keep pushing through and become something?" 

Everyone was astounded by how many things Nikki came up with about what Max did here. They all looked at each other and they nodded.

Gwen then said, "Then let's get that little shit back."

"But how?" Neil asked.

"I'm thinking, that when the Woodscouts come over here again to try and take over the camp, we get Max back. They will most likely bring him with them to show off how they captured him."

Neil nodded, "Okay, that might work...But what if they don't?" 

"Then I'm marching over there and taking that little shit back!" 

Then Dolph walked over to Gwen and said, "I have been to ze Woodscouts before, zey are very...vell... What's ze word, evil? I don't know if Max can make it very long in zere if ve do use your plan."

David started to get really worried, "Dolph, what do you mean by 'evil'?" David asked, still very worried. 

"Vell, for one zey push you to your limits, zene zey push you even more. They vill pick on you if you are veak, and Max is pretty veak." Dolph said while David started to panic more, but quickly calmed down when he decided on what to do. 

"You know what, I'm going over there to talk with the counselor if we don't come to an agreement we will do Gwen's plan." 

The other nodded there heads and then watch David march off to the dock to go to Camp Woodscouts.

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Pikeman walked up to Max while he was still lying on the ground, "Get the fuck up, let's hurry up and get you a badge before you get me humiliated for bringing a weakling to the camp." 

Max got up still holding his eye, Pikeman didn't like how weak Max looked so he made him take his hand off his eye, only to reveal a black eye. Pikeman ordered Max to cover it up, so Max quickly covered it up with his hair. 

Max was taken to an open area in the woods, looked like a place where you would play sports. Max was kind of confused for a while until Pikeman pulled out a frisbee from a shed filled with sports equipment. 

"YES! Fucking finally! Something I can actually do!" Max exclaimed with loads of relief. 

Pikeman flicked him the arm, "Not so loud, Jesus." He said as he rolled his eyes. 

Then, Pikeman explained the rules and then they all got started. Max was doing fairly well until Petrol tripped him and he landed face first in the mud. Everyone circled around him and laughed. 

"Well, whatever, screw you Petrol. Let's just keep playing." Max said getting up and wiping the mud off of him. 

They continued the game and Max had gotten the winning point and he got his first badge. But everyone didn't really seem anymore happy with him than they were before.

Then someone came over and shoved him in the mud, then they started to yell at him for being too douchey to Petrol, but Max had no idea why they were doing it. Max then assumed they just wanted to yell at him for something at least because they hated him. 

Then the person stuck a 'badge' on his vest that read, "Fuck you". Then they ran off.

Then Max was left in the Mud and everyone had gone, then it started to rain. "It's probably not even raining over a Camp Campbell..." He thought as he sat there in the rain. 

Then Pikeman came over and said, "Get up, come on let's get inside." 

Max didn't stand up, instead, he sat there and asked, "Why does everyone here hate me? I won! Why aren't they happy?"

Pikeman sighed, "How am I supposed to fucking know? Just try harder next time, don't be such a wimp." 

Then Pike man walked off and Max had no choice but to follow unless he wanted to stay outside in the pouring rain.