DIARY OF A WORTHLESS CUTTER
Chapter 12: Jealous Minds Think Alike
Oliver.
Josh slammed me up against the tour bus and I moaned his name as he grinds himself against me. God he's so damn sexy and tempting. It was the second day of Warped and we had gone out to find Roni. He smiles wickedly at me before crashing our lips together.
"Oi! Y'all should save it for the bedroom! If I cannot be violated by a band member during the day than neither can y'all!" A familiar voice says in a heavy Iowan twang.
"Ugh you suck." Josh whines.
"That's true, I sucked pretty good last night." Roni says shamelessly.
"The shit I have seen you do with that mouth still amazes me." He mutters.
"Say what?" I ask, feeling that green colored bitch called jealousy come a knockin'.
"One time she shoved an entire bag of extra puffy marshmallows in her mouth at once. She can even say 'fucking Skittle cunts' as clear as usual with it. Moreover, apparently she can sing now too! Yep, she's very skilled. I bet she gives great blows." Josh explains with an annoyed look.
"She gives greeeeeeeat blows!" Jack exclaims, wrapping his arms around said girl's waist.
I pretend to gag with Josh and Roni slaps Josh on the arm "lightly" as Jack punches my arm playfully. Before Josh could bitch or anything as Roni would say "One fur flinch in an two fur bitch in." She smacks him again and he whimpers, she is so much stronger than she looks like damn. Getting slapped made his boner leave, much to my disappointment. And I think of Justin Bieber's vagina to get rid of mine, I still can't believe that whore wore Drop Dead clothing like ewwww sooooo not cool bitch.
"Josh!" Max Helyer, You Me At Six's rhythm guitarist and backing vocals calls from over by their booth.
"WHAAAAAAAAA?" Josh yells back.
"WE'RE ON IN TEN!" Max shouts back.
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" My boyfriend screams at him.
"Eeeeeek You Me At Six concert oh my Candyland eeeeeek!" Roni squeals, making Josh chuckle and Jack mutter something about how adorable she is.
"For some odd reason I feel like that song is dirty." I comment as we all start walking.
"Want me to sing it?" She offers, climbing onto Jack's back skillfully as we were walking.
"Sure." I say and a wicked little smirk spreads across Josh's face.
"Ladies and gentlemen,
Whores and sluts...
Step right up
Behind this curtain
Is where all your fantasies come to life...
This is a place where you can escape
Welcome to...
CANDYLAND!" Roni belts out and looks at Josh expectantly.
"Let me show you my game
I put those shoes to shame
These rhymes that I write
Make you wanna fuck all night
When we take off our clothes
She sucks me till it snows!
I'll fuck her face so hard
She is my wild card.
(Hot, sweet)." Josh sings and looks back at Roni.
"My sticky lollipop
Inside your sweet gumdrop
I'm 'bout to explode!
It feels too good to stop!
Just taste my tootsie roll
You melt my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please suck my pixie stick!" The blue haired girl continues, winking when her lines are done at Jack who blushes bright red.
"Welcome to CandyLand!
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by the hand;
Lick it up
Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to CandyLand!
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man...
First time naughty,
Second time nice!" My boyfriend belts, staring me in the eyes and then biting his lip.
"Candyland...
Candyland...
Just close you eyes and dream
A fantasy so obscene
I'll take you by the hand
This is my CandyLand!
You are my sweet playground
Swallow my love
Till you drown
I'll be your back door man
Welcome to my CandyLand!" Roni sings cutely wrinkling her nose.
