WARNING! The following chapter contains a revelation that might kill you with feels... *whispers* Merry Feelsmas Jackoni shippers!
DIARY OF A WORTHLESS CUTTER
Chapter 13: Nasty Habits
Oliver.
God, I need cigarette. Third day of Warped and I already want it to be over. Ugh, Josh was cuddled up on my chest in my bunk. Jack and Roni laid passed out on the couch, half naked. (Roni in a tank top and a pair of Jack's orange boxers; Jack in a pair of black skinny jeans wearing what looked to be a Hello Kitty bra as a G-String over them if that makes sense.) Jordan and Lee were eating cereal on the coffee table. Matt K and Matt N along with Matt B and Matt F were all playing what looked to be an intense game of Go Fish. Chris and Max were discussing their guitars. Dan and Rian were having a drumstick twirling contest. Alex and Zack were playing Paddy Cake with each other.
"Will somebody get me a fucking cigarette, light it, and help me smoke it? Josh has taken my hands captive." I explain, looking at them all with pleading looks.
"Sure man." Lee says, sitting down the bowl of Lucky Charms he was eating (I hope Roni doesn't find out he's eating her LC's, otherwise I will need a new lead guitarist.) and pulling out a cigarette from his carton along with a lighter and walking over to my bunk.
He lights the cancer stick and I open my mouth as he puts it in, inhaling deeply before he takes it out and I exhale. I repeat this until it was gone. Lee puts it out and smiles at me before I hear a female groan. I'm going out on a limb and assuming it was Roni because she's the only girl on this bus.
"Ugh. Who's eating my LC's?" She demands sleepily and Lee's eyes widen in fear as he gulps.
"Nobody dear." Lee says, mimicking Jack's voice.
"My Lucky senses are tingling. Lee Malia, if you want to be able to play guitar ever again I suggest you stop mimicking Jack and get me my fucking Charms along with orange juice- no pulp. Now bitch." Roni orders and his mouth drops open in awe.
"You haven't moved yet? Hmm General I thought you were smarter than that. But the again you did lose the war... I took four years of MMA training, so I highly advise you to do as I say." She says calmly and looks down at Jack before leaning down and capturing his lips with hers.
Lee was getting his bowl of cereal, the box of LC's and the carton of orange juice quickly. He stops, clearly contemplating if he should get a new spoon or not.
"She won't care, four brothers not including Josh." I say and he nods, carrying the food over to her.
Roni pulls away from Jack and sits up, on his crotch- getting a moan as she lent down, grabbing the bowl of rainbow colored milk and the box of Lucky Charms. She pours the cereal into the bowl and picks up the spoon before shoving them into her mouth happily.
"They're Magically Delicious." Roni sings through her cereal.
Jack groans, squirming under her. She gasps and her eyes widen, Lucky Charms falling from the spoon in front of her lips back into the bowl with a plop! Everybody else looks at her in question.
"His dick. It just touched. My ass." She says in shock.
"Guys get boners in the morning you innocent little virgin you." Lee coos at her.
"I'm not a virgin!" Roni snaps and the bus- minus Matt F, Rian, Zack, Alex and I since we were there and are awake at the moment- gasps in shock.
"Dude she looks like a virgin." Jordan whisper yells to Lee.
"She does, that's why I thought she was one!" Lee defends in a whisper yell back.
"You sure you're not a virgin?" Matt K questions suspiciously.
"Yes, I'm sure I have been fucked before!" She snarls through her cereal which she had begun eating again.
"Hmm I think she's on her period." Max states boldly.
"I don't get my period anymore." Roni says quietly.
"W-what?!" We all blurt in shock.
"I'm pregnant." She whispers.
"Jack's gonna be a daddy?" Zack wonders.
"Yes. Just don't tell him, I want to surprise him." Roni explains.
"Have you taken a test yet? To be sure?" Matt F asks and she shakes her head.
"How do you know then?" We ask.
"Morning sickness, my period has been late twice. Plus, I sometimes feel like something’s moving inside- “She starts to say but is cut off by having to vomit
