Okay if you have a problem with Jordan and Lee together I don't care. I say this because dammit they are so cute together, I am probably the only Jordee Malish shipper in this fandom but like c'mon! Crushy!Jordan + SexuallyCurious!Lee is a formula for success.
Picture on the side is how I imagine Josh's ring (just pretend that it is gold)
DIARY OF A WORTHLESS CUTTER
Chapter 18: Diamonds Aren't Forever
Oli.
"Which one do you think I should get?" I ask Roni worriedly.
"I would go for that one." She says, pointing at a simple gold band featuring a diamond in the center along with a music note.
"That one is perfect. And so Josh-y." I squeal and she giggles.
"Now one for Jordan." Lee sighs.
"I am so proud of y'all. My babies are getting mur-read." Roni twangs, and I noticed she was crying.
"Awh don't cry sissy!" Lee and I chorus before wrapping her in a tight hug.
"Sweet fucking feels Lee and Oli from Bring Me The Horizon are hugging me." She says with her eyes widened. (A/N: Once a fangirl, always a fangirl ^-^ :3)
"Still a fangirl when you've known us for over a year and a half." Lee chuckles, kissing her on the cheek as we pull away from her. I keep an arm slung around her shoulders, only because there was a creepy old man across the store looking at her with a rapey gaze. Lee follows my gaze and his eyes narrow before wrapping an arm around her waist.
"Can't help it. My favorite member of Bring Me The Horizon has and always will be Lee. Just don't tell Jack." Roni says softly.
"My fave member of Not in a Band but Tours with Us All is Roni, do not tell Jordan." He chuckles, kissing her cheek again.
"I'm the only member of that club though. So technically it doesn't count." She points out.
"Okay guys we are waaaaay off subject. Jordan needs a ring." Lee reminds and Roni nods before looking intently at the glass case full of rings for guys. She scans them a few times before stopping at one.
"The silver band with a black diamond crusting thingy on it." Roni says and points at it.
"It's perfect!" My friend squeals.
"I cannot wait to see how they react to being proposed to tonight." She says with starry looking eyes.
"Right on stage." We agree.
Roni smiles and looks at the bell thingy sitting there on the glass counter. There was a sticky note on it saying Ring hehe for service so she reaches up and starts hitting it repeatedly. A girl with reddish brown hair hurries out. She was wearing a professional looking outfit that consisted of a blazer over a modest looking t-shirt and a pencil skirt. Her hair was tied up in a bun and she looked at us in disgust.
"May I help you Satanists today?" She asks, glaring at Roni.
"Well yes whore you may help us. My brothers Oliver and Lee need engagement rings for their boyfriends. If you have a problem with us I will punch you in that ugly make up caked face." Roni hisses, and leans forward menacingly.
"Oh so you are faggots! How did I miss that? And bitch, I suggest you back away from me before I throw you out of this store." The redhead sneers.
Roni yanks her fist up and it collides with the girl's nose. We hear a crunch! as it breaks. Blood pours out of it and she gasps before grabbing it in shock. Roni grabs her by the shirt and pulls her close, leaning her forehead up against the sales representative’s.
"Say you are sorry and then get out the rings we want. Now slag." She growls before pulling away and crossing her arms over her chest.
"I-if I o-offended y-you I a-am s-sorry. W-which r-rings w-would y-you l-l-like?" The girl stammers out, shaking violently.
"The gold band with the music note on it and the silver one with the black diamonds." Roni says calmly.
"O-okay." She stutters and gets them out, sitting them on the counter top.
"Good. Now for the gold one, get a black box. For the silver one, a white one." Mrs. Barakat orders.
