DIARY OF A WORTHLESS CUTTER
Chapter 15: All Your Fault
Roni.
~Seven Months Later, during YMAS & BMTH Bite My Tongue tour~
I am woken from my slumber by a painful throb in my stomach. My babies! I gasp, looking down and seeing that my shorts were soaked. I scream, awaking all ten members of my family inside this bus.
"WHAT'S WRONG?!" Lee demands, sitting up from his makeshift bed on the ground beside me.
"MY WATER JUST FUCKING BROKE!" I shriek.
"OH MY GOD! OLIVER!" Jordan shouts worriedly, sitting up from beside Lee on the makeshift bed.
"WE NEED TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL!" Lee adds.
"I'M DRIVING US THERE THEN!" Oliver announces, sprinting to the driver's seat of the tour bus.
"DRIVE FAST BABE!" Josh orders as he grabs my hand.
"I AM!" He yells as we feel the bus moving quickly.
My phone buzzes and I answer it without looking at the ID.
"WHAT!" I snap into it.
"Baby, are you okay?" Jack asks, and I lose it.
"I NOT OKAY I FUCKING PROMISE! THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! GODDAMMIT JACK I HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE MY FUCKING WATER FUCKING BROKE AND NOW I'M FUCKING GONNA FUCKING HAVE THESE FUCKING TWINS IN FUCKING D.C. WHILE YOU'RE IN FUCKING BALTIMORE WITH YOUR FUCKING PARENTS! JACK BASSUM BARAKAT-" I shout at him but an unexpected sob makes me unable to speak anymore.
"Jaaaaack I love you I didn't mean it!" I wail after my sobbing subsides.
"WE'RE GOING TO BALTIMORE!" Oli screams.
"We're going to Baltimore apparently." I say to Jack who chuckles.
"God, this is so surreal!" Jack says.
"We're having our babies finally!" I sing happily.
"For Baltimore!" Bring Me The Horizon and You Me At Six chorus.
"Do it for Baltimore!" I hear Alex sing.
Then I realize something. I am going to be pushing two humans out of my fucking vagina. Oh my God. That is going to hurt so much. So fucking much. Oh my God.
"Since I know exactly what you're thinking about I'm going to comfort you." Zack says, taking the phone from Jack and Alex.
"I'm going to be pushing two fucking humans out of my fucking vagina. It's gonna hurt so much dammit." I whimper.
"Shhh it's gonna be okay, even though that's probably what you were told when My Chemical Romance broke up- and that hasn't been okay- but you can get an epidural alright?" The quiet bassist coos.
"Gee and Frank god dammit they were so perfect together! WHY HASN'T FERARD HAPPENED YET?! JOSHOLI HAS HAPPENED JACKONI TOO BUT NOT FERARD, JALEX, ANDLEY OR KELLIC WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL!" I whine at Zack, before hearing him hang up muttering that music fangirls need Jesus.
"Oh my God Roni, you are adorable." Jordan chuckles.
"I know." I chirp, getting laughs from the guys.
"Who wants to watch My Little Ponies?" Max questions from the couch as he flips through the TV stations.
"Me!" I exclaim, getting out of the bunk and walking over to my dresser place- needing to change these shorts ewww.
"Somebody get me some food." I order, grabbing some fuzzy pants and going into the bathroom.
"Pizza?" Jordee (Ship name for my secret obsession with Jordan and Lee's "friendship" mhmm riiiiight just friends Jordan's ass) ask together.
"IF WE HAVE ANY!" I shout back as I grab a towel to clean myself up. We had ordered pizza from Domino's like a day or two ago I think...
Without getting an answer I strip of my soaking wet boy shorts and Jack's famous Get Low booty shorts damn I love it when he wears those mmm. Normally if my water hadn't broke, I would be laughing my ass of about that statement but this is no time for wet jokes. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat! With a small giggle, I start to wipe the watery stuff of my thighs, ass and kitty. Yes, I call my vagina my kitty- it is something a started doing when I was like ten. There's no blood, which according to my research is good. I pull on the fuzzy pants- which had Mickey Mouse on them ha ha Matt Flyzik gave me them for my Christmas.
"Dude, my babies are being born on April first." I giggle as I walk over and crawl onto the couch- which had Max, Jordee and Josh on it.
"Oh my God that is priceless." Jordan says with a chuckle, handing me a box full of pepperoni pizza- yes they ordered a whole extra box in case of me wanting any at a time like this.
"Where's the whipped cream?" I ask, looking at Lee.
"Here you go Preggy." The guitarist laughs, handing me the spray can of it.
I smile and kiss him on the cheek, getting a glare from Jordan as I do so. With a smirk, I do it again, seeing Jordan's glare get worse. I do it again like six times before Jordan just leaves. Lee looks at me in question before shrugging and opening his mouth, wanting some whipped cream.
"How do you not see that?" I ask before spraying the white substance into his awaiting mouth.
"You mean how pissy Jordan gets whenever anybody does anything he considers sexual to me? Oh I see it. Too bad I'm straight because if I wasn't I would be all over that ass." Lee says truthfully.
"The fact that you thought about being all over that ass is gay." Oli adds and chuckles.
"Like you didn't think about being all over Josh's ass when you were straight!" He argues as I spray the whipped cream on mt slice of pizza, starting to watch the episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE- OH MY GOD!" I scream when I realize it was the one where the Rarity makes those God awful dresses the others design for themselves.
"And that is the art of the dress!" Oli screams from the drivers seat.
"AMEN TO THAT LILI!" I yell at him as I feel us parking.
"WE ARE HERE!" Josh shouts.
"Ugh. C'mon you fucking Skittle cunts." I say and walk off the tour bus with my pizza box, the whipped cream and my family of Bring Me The Horizon and You Me At Six into the hospital.
The nurse at the desk looks at us all in confusion. With my blue hair, facial piercings and choice of food. Oli's lip being pierced and his tattoos. Josh's sex hair, and the shirtless band members surrounding me protectively.
"My water just broke." I explain to her.
"OH!" She says, going and getting a wheelchair for me.
"I can walk thank you very much." I say when she wheels it over to me.
"Ma’am, it’s protocol- “The nurse starts and I shush her by walking over to the desk and climbing atop it, getting out my phone.
I go to Dr. Barakat (Jack's dad) and hit send. It rings a few times before the familiar voice answers.
"Roni, are you at the hospital yet?" Bassum asks.
"This bitch of a nurse won't let me walk to your room." I tell him sassily as I flip off said nurse.
"RONI!" Jack's voice shouts from down the hallway, I end the call and smile at my fiancé- yeah that's right Jack proposed to me on Christmas Eve!
His arms are wrapped around me as he hugs me. I smile, eating a slice of pizza in one hand and hugging him with the other arm. He kisses up my neck, and I giggle. Jack nips at my spot getting a moan after I had swallowed my food. I feel a kick in my large belly and I gasp.
"God these kids are gonna be fucking ninjas I swear." I mutter and Jack laughs.
"How far apart are your contractions?" Bassum demands, helping me off the counter.
"Jack can we name one of our daughters Raven?" I ask curiously as I think of my favorite bird.
"Yes baby doll. I know you want to name the other one Cashlee because you're a Cashby shipper." Jack coos as all twelve of us walk down the corridor oooooh that's a fancy word.
"Cashlee is such a pretty name. Cashlee blank Barakat and Raven blank Barakat awe." I giggle as we walk into a huge room.
"Hmm Cashlee Grace and Raven Andley?" He questions, knowing how hard I ship Andy Biersack and Ashley Purdy together.
"Cashlee Grace and Raven Andley Barakat." I agree, kissing him happily.
