Oblivious~SlazoxReader

Only A Puppet

"Hey Y/N!" I turned around to see Michael smiling and walking towards me. I smiled back, pretending what had just happened didn't. "Hey, are we going out to get lunch or not?" I looked down at my phone seeing 24 missed calls and 15 missed texts from Alyssa. "Yeah. I have to take care of something real quick though."

"No rush, I'll be waiting right here." "I'll be back soon, I promise." He nodded and leaned on the lockers next to him, trying to look cool. I rolled my eyes at his weak attempt at flexing on me. I turned around and walked to the main entrance of the school. I scrolled through my contacts looking for Alyssa when my eyes laid upon biker boys number.

"I might as well make his contact photo Hitler or something. I mean, they're pretty equal." I googled Hitler and went through a couple of photos so I could find the perfect one. Almost like a sign from Jesus did this image fall upon me...minion Hitler. Fucking minion Hitler, no joke, is a thing that exists. It just fit so perfectly, I had to do it to em.

I screenshotted it and immediately set it as his contact photo. "I could cry, this is just so beautiful. There is truly no better way for me to secretly make fun of him." I wiped a fake tear from my eyes and laughed a bit. "Almost forgot to call Alyssa." I brought up Alyssa in my contacts, who was currently under the name 'your butt' because I'm a mature adult.

I taped the call icon on my phone and the phone began to ring. Ring----Ring----. "Oh my god Y/N! Did you get fucking kidnapped! What happened, why didn't you-" "Alyssa, Alyssa! Calm down I'm fine, I just ended up staying the night at Michaels." There was a moment of silence and deep breathing. "Did you fucking rape him?"

"No, I didn't rape him! Alyssa, you whore, just don't forget to pick me up okay!" "Wait didn't you-" "Goodbye Alyssa!" I hung up the phone. "Fucking idiot." I shoved my phone in my pocket and walked over to the lockers Michael had previously cool-guy leaned on. Of course, as soon as I walked over there some asshole was bullying Michael.

I bit down on my tongue as I walked on heavy feet over to Michael. "Hey!" I screamed pushing the guy off of Michael. "Piss of white boy," I said enraged. The big brunette boy got closer to me. "What are you going to do about it, little boy." He pushed my shoulder. "I'm not going to bother with this one." "Cmon Michael, we're leaving."

Michael didn't speak and only nodded his head as I pushed him to walk in front of me. "What, are you chicken?" The brunette boy said, making an attempt to anger me. "No, sadly all I am is a puppeteer," I turned to him, "and all you are is a puppet." I turned back around pushing Michael ahead of me. "That was pretty cool-" "Shut up and keep walking."

"Just saying." I stopped pushing Michael and he turned to me. "Thanks Michael, I appreciate it." I looked down embarrassed by my human emotions. He laid his big ass hand down on my shoulder. "No problem...fish girl." "Just had to ruin the moment?" "It's a specialty."

He smiled pulling me to walk next to him, hand still on my shoulder. "Whatever." We walked to the main entrance of the school, so we could continue our adventure to go find lunch.

A/N
Hey lemon boy lovers! Hope you liked it sorry about the weird shit with the Hitler minion, but it's important I swear. P.s I know I already mentioned this but I have to bring it up again. The Slazo fic "community" is seriously so amazing! I recommend you go see their stories because they are all good. I'll put their usernames here for convenience
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P.s.s art on top was done by p_typ3 on Instagram.