Oblivious~SlazoxReader

Another Way

"Heres my number. Text me or die." Michael laughed and grabbed the piece of paper from my hand. "I will." I could easily tell Michael was very stressed. I was just happy that even when he was doing bad he could still hold a smile. I closed the car door and watched Michael drive away.

Of course at that point school had been out for an hour because we had spent at least two hours at that damn police station. I sighed as I walked back towards my house searching through my pockets for my keys. "Where are you keys, why can't I find you." I groped my ass but yet again to no avail.

"I must have left them at school..." I sighed and leaned against the door. "Alyssa isn't home and she won't be for another 3 hours knowing her." I got my phone out of my pocket. "I could try to break into my own house." I opened my phone and turned on the camera. "Let's take a video just in case I get arrested."

I clicked the red button at the bottom of my screen and my phone started recording. "Hello whoever is seeing this! I am currently locked out of my house." I pointed the camera at the house. "So I'm making this just in case I get arrested for trying to break into my own house."

I started walking around the house looking for an open window or unlocked door. "Oh look!" I pointed the camera at an open window on the second story. "I could totally fit in that!" The bit of hope I had immediately dwindled as soon as I realized I had no idea how the hell I was gonna get up there.

"I've played Mirrors Edge, I can totally figure this out." I looked at the side of the house through the camera. "There's a pipe next to the window maybe I can crawl up that." I paused the recording and put my phone back into my pocket hoping to Jesus it wouldn't fall out.

"I'm about to be parkour master 69 up in this bitch!" I walked up to the pipe rubbing my hands together. "Here we go." I latched myself onto the pipe and started to climb. "This is way harder than it looks oof." I finally made it to the top of the pipe holding the pipe so tight I thought it might explode.

With one of my hands, I reached out for the window and gripped on tight before taking a leap of faith. I held onto the edge of the window using all my strength to pull my tiny body into the window. I rolled into the room and layed on the ground. "Haha! I made that pipe my bitch!"

I stood up and pulled my camera out of my pocket and unpaused the video. "I actually made it up the pipe! I'm such a fucking beast!" I switched the camera towards me. "Jesus I'm a mess." I laughed and flattened my hair. "Anyway, I swear to god I did not break into my house."

I stopped the video and put my phone back into my pocket. "I guess I should probably go grab some food." I walked out of the room and walked back downstairs. "Snacky time for
Y/N". I was searching through my fridge until I felt my pants buzz. "Alyssa?" I closed the fridge and got my phone out of my pocket. "It's an unknown number..." I clicked on the text and read it.

"Hey, it's Michael. I'm texting you so you don't kill me."

I laughed and slapped myself for not connecting the dots and realizing it was Michael. I texted him back.

"Good, I thought you'd forget about me."

I forgot about my appetite and walked over to the living room.

"Ech I'm already so bored."

I laughed and plopped onto the couch.

"We should hang. You have to come over to my house though."

I read over the text again and was thinking about whether I should send it when I saw another text from him.

"How about I come over?"

I smiled and erased what was typed in.

"Sounds cool. Bring snacks and a movie."

I yawned sinking into the couch.

"How can I bring a movie?"

I shook my head in disapproval as I could imagine myself punching him.

"DVD you fucking plebeian."

I turned over and realized I was just sitting here smiling at my screen as I waited for a boy to text me back. Wow, I'm basic as fuck.

"Oh, I'm stupid. I'll bring over one of my favorites."

I sat up and walked over to the door unlocking it.

"Oooo, what is it?"

I ran back to the couch and plopped back in.

"It's a surprise!"

I rolled my eyes.

"You suck, see you soon."

I turned off my phone and smiled. "Why am I so excited?"

A/N Hey lemon boy lovers! Welcome to the only Slazo fic that updates anymore. P.s I'm kidding don't beat me. P.s.s art on top was done by p_typ3 on Instagram.